Andrew Stephens

10+ years iOS & Android developer. Pet chickens, scuba diving, collector of assorted materials

[Andrew Stephens @stepheaw]

@Be_like_legend My dream job is to tell people that all companies go to 0 eventually so there’s really no point in finishing the current work

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@c0mmandderr I was so young and naive in middle school that it’s what I actually thought tank tops were called I didn’t understand what I was even saying

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@Mr_Derivatives I think it’s going to take much longer than people think, Tesla needs realize revenue from the Optimus and then let the stock run to 2000 then aquire spacex

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Crypto hasnt had a flash crash in a while. Last time was 10/10. Long overdue for a 10 percent down btc day. Used to be way more common with the flash crashes, used to be very few months

[Andrew Stephens @stepheaw]

I remember when I was in college the MT gox hack happened. I thought I would be too smart to lose money to a scam company but then I gave my eth to Celsius a decade later and lost it all. Got greedy and tried to chase yield.

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@OffshoreHODL Remember when oil went negative and somebody has to take delivery of 4 million gallons of oil. Something like that

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@smdcapital Tesla is probably going to 190 but spacex will be at $30 and neither companies will be able to do anything. This will drag on for a few months and then Tesla will make a run to 630 and be worth close to 3T and aquire/ merge with spacex for 500B

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@BTCoptioneer “Usually” as if this is a thing that’s been around forever 😆

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@BTCoptioneer It’s gona be down 6 percent this week it’s gona be rough

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@_Adrian Whatever happens Mstr will finish the week alrojnd $78. Bitcoin about to have a nasty -6 percent down week

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@pete_rizzo_ Who made this boomers opinion of bitcoin matter. Bitcoin is a boomer technology it’s not cool anymore

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@OnodaCapital Probably gona be like coinbase ipo and go to $25 and lose all hope then in 4-5 years be back at 230-350

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Completely agree. It’s just impossible for the everyday person to even start to understand how it works. People can barely navigate PayPal and transact online as it is. Let alone give them ability to lose everything without a recourse for getting it back. We’re still trying to ring a use case for bitcoin.

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@Xeer Because then they would have to sell what they have and pay taxable gains and then they laugh and say, I’m not doing that

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@steve2bacon My account is their problem now they have can have it

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Everything from aldi tastes just slightly off

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@kaitduffy If I had infinite money to invest I would still figure out how to lose half

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@Ry93276125 What’s the difference

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$orcl It’s basically at 0, all the employees can go home. Delete the sql database that’s running in Larry’s bedroom and the company is gone now it’s over

[Andrew Stephens @stepheaw]

@BuyingFDs @stepnotonpets It’s basically at 0, all the employees can go home. Delete the sql database that’s running in Larry’s bedroom and the company is gone now it’s over