Stephen

Forever trying (and failing) to get people to laugh WITH me and not AT me...

[Stephen @stephen__farmer]

#TheTraitors best winners ever! What a great season. So pleased for Stephen AND Rachel and lovely to see teamwork win! Too many people knocking Rachel on here for playing the game brilliantly! Hats off to you both xx

[Stephen @stephen__farmer]

@PolterguysGame Hi there! I just bought on my ps5 to play over Christmas but now can't download on my ps4. Do I have to purchase twice? :(

[Stephen @stephen__farmer]

@JustAbout__ @TwoPointStudios @SEGA #twopointmuseum #justcreators "Be kind and remember- if our experts acted their age... they'd die."
"The gift shop now stocks camouflage onesies.. we think!"
"Guests are complaining that we don't listen to them properly... at least I think that's what they said"

[Stephen @stephen__farmer]

@beyoncegarden 🤣🤣🤣

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@3000yearsmovie have just seen and absolutely loved your film! A finely woven tale that was a joy to sit and watch! I wish I could forget it; only that I may start again :)

[Stephen @stephen__farmer]

Is it just me or is the River Thames craaazy high right now?

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@ChrisDerekCarr @will_marsden Oof. Too real haha! I hear that

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Is it common practise when upgrading my @VodafoneUK contract to be asked my monthly income and how much I spend on bills and what kind of renting contract I have?

[Stephen @stephen__farmer]

@BBCBreaking Feel this also can be phrased as 'People with largest salaries now on even larger salaries. Good luck the rest of you' 😰

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@_mrseras https://t.co/bU1PoVLn6i

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@Zazamyodor On a train to London, a complete stranger asked me if i had a condom. I told him i didn't. He ruffled my hair and said "You're all fart and no poo..."

[Stephen @stephen__farmer]

Gutted for Amber Riley. Was rooting for her the whole time. Absolutely incredible talent and just seems lovely #MaskedSingerUK

[Stephen @stephen__farmer]

Valentines plans next week? No no no... I'll be waiting for the next two episode of #Physical100 on #Netflix bloody love it!!

[Stephen @stephen__farmer]

So #ThatsMyJam is bonkers but im enjoying the energy and give @MoTheComedian his flowers he's such a good watch! Having fun guessing along to these and realising my ears aren't what they used to be haha!!

[Stephen @stephen__farmer]

Hamza and Fleur nailed this week! Gold medals to both. Absolutely joyful to watch both of em. Helen and Tyler joint silver #Strictly

[Stephen @stephen__farmer]

@RakieAyola @BBCBreakfast @adamsmet66 Rakie=Legend!! 'Woke' and 'snowflake' are two words that, when used wrongly as they often are, always show a bigot trying to hide! Loved every word of your answer xxx

[Stephen @stephen__farmer]

@rainbow_geisha Bode in season 3... oof

[Stephen @stephen__farmer]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Stephen @stephen__farmer]

@Zepp1978 Having never read the comics I'm loving this thread of comparisons. Thank you :)

[Stephen @stephen__farmer]

Couldnt help but binge #TheSandmanNetflix and wow! Best thing I've watched in AGES! Hungry for season 2 already. Huge well done to every single person involved in front of and behind the cameras. @neilhimself must be beaming!!