Stephen Sellner

“Not all of us are Michael freaking Scott.”

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@P_Strohecker Not one?

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@steve_hewitt Stoughton … so hot rn

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@P_Strohecker Amen

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@BuckinBoston I had to mute it

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@ScottBarboza Scott, I’m sad

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@P_Strohecker Here’s an engagement for ya

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@steve_hewitt @PrepNational @StThomasMoreBB @VermontAcadHoop @DarrowHoops @WA_VBB @NMHBoysHoops THE GRIND CONTINUES

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@P_Strohecker Ouch.

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@LouMerloni Lou, can you please help explain how they *could* consolidate all the young position players they have to create a more balanced team?

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🚨 #BREAKINGNEWS There is a scheduled gap in tonight's DNC schedule that the special guest is only known by a handful of people. 🚨

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@connor_wilkins not to mention if you’re like me, you immediately go into the second verse but then you realize they repeated the first verse and it’s just off

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@steve_hewitt Big Game Hewitt 🫡

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@Andrew_Cyr We did it, Andrew.

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@_willcompton HOW CAN A TEAM KEEP DOING THIS WILL MAKE IT MAKE SENSE

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Official statement:

I am interested in interviewing for the Red Sox head of baseball operations job.

The ball is in your court, @RedSox .

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I am now “prefers a pillow behind my back while sitting on the couch” years old.

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Dear Boomers,

Your split-level home is beautiful. I’d love to pay $700k for it.

Sincerely,
Nobody

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Would.

[Andrew @Andrew_Cyr]

The Home Run Derby but it’s metal bats and tennis balls

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@connor_wilkins Oh we’d love that