Stephen Agyei 🇬🇭 🇺🇸

Comedian. Actor. Writer.

[Stephen Agyei 🇬🇭 🇺🇸 @StephenAgyei]

"Hey, Nelly? You posted a sex tape on you Instagram."

Nelly- "e i e i UH OHHH!"

[Jaylen Brown @FCHWPO]

I’ll “be quiet” / stop streaming if you “be quiet” and retire let’s give the people what they want

[Stephen Agyei 🇬🇭 🇺🇸 @StephenAgyei]

@LA28 It won't even login so I can view my tickets. Come on now

[Stephen Agyei 🇬🇭 🇺🇸 @StephenAgyei]

@LA28 I was selected for the lottery Friday at 10am. I got a couple tickets. When I tried to log back in and finish purchasing tickets, I keep getting this error code and I'm in a loop where it won't even let me put my login details on the time screen. I want more time.

[Jetpack Comedy @JetpackComedy]

Top-shelf standup with no drink minimum? That's Jetpack. Grab and friend and come laugh this Friday at @BarLubitsch.

@PaigeWeldon @BondJohnBond @LatifTayour @stephenagyei @DaveWaiteComedy @savannahdeso

Get tickets: https://t.co/b5iwD3DRdE

[MY NAME IS MY NAME 🇺🇸🪮 @ctreid89]

Unc taking off just like we knew he would.

[Stephen Agyei 🇬🇭 🇺🇸 @StephenAgyei]

I've been to @IntuitDome 3 times for clippers game and have yet to get food that wasn't stale or cold. Next time I'm going to give you the $20 to send someone out to kick me in the nuts.

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

If we talking about drugs let’s talk about Epstein and friends drugging underage girls to rape them. Why yall don’t wanna talk about the Epstein files?

[Mark Cuban @mcuban]

Want another reason why healthcare costs are insane ?

Hospitals will not only charge a facility fee and other random costs BUT ALSO , if they believe the insurance company is willing to pay MORE THAN WHAT WAS ON THE PATIENT BILL, THEY WILL INCREASE THE BILL to the insurance company.

Of course the insurance company then charges the self insured employer the higher amount.

Our healthcare has become a game of who can rip off who and get away with it.

Too Big To Care - all of it.

Break em up !

[Stephen Agyei 🇬🇭 🇺🇸 @StephenAgyei]

@faboulusfabi Everyone knows the saying "when you lay down with dogs..." I'm wondering if the bih got fleas

[Stephen Agyei 🇬🇭 🇺🇸 @StephenAgyei]

@oregonfootball mascot lost their head. Next week if we don't don't see the mascot come out in a coffin to the @undertaker entrance music... #lemonstolemonade

[Stephen Agyei 🇬🇭 🇺🇸 @StephenAgyei]

@zimranjacob Yes please!

[Stephen Agyei 🇬🇭 🇺🇸 @StephenAgyei]

Hang this one in the rafters

[Monica💚🍉Free Congo, Palestine & Sudan @BlakPantherBabe]

If you pronounce it EYE-ran , then EYE DGAF about your opinion

[Jetpack Comedy @JetpackComedy]

Friday at @BarLubitsch - LA's best standup show is here to save the day.

@heytrevorsmith @PeetGuercio @PippaSpindel @stephenagyei @jordan_thewlis @PaigeWeldon @thecomedybureau

Get tickets: https://t.co/UNA7AFGKJv

[Stephen Agyei 🇬🇭 🇺🇸 @StephenAgyei]

And America

[Stephen Agyei 🇬🇭 🇺🇸 @StephenAgyei]

Dear @elonmusk,

Is Trump in those Diddy files too?

Sincerely,

Me

[Stephen Agyei 🇬🇭 🇺🇸 @StephenAgyei]

@zimranjacob Interested! [email protected]

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@MichelleDBeadle Lol not yet

[Jetpack Comedy @JetpackComedy]

This Friday at @BarLubitsch - LA's finest standup show rides again! Gonna be a banger.

@_andrewjohnston @juliajasunas @Jake_Solomon_ @stephenagyei @aaronmlyons @julieweidmann @JeffHorste @Brendan_Fitz

Get tickets: https://t.co/7OdhKjHZ5Q

[Brad Wenzel @BradWenzel]

Special hit 87,000 on YouTube. Estadio Azteca in Mexico City seats 87,000 people. Please tell a dozen friends to watch in a thousand times or one friend to watch it 13,000 times. Wanna hit that sweet 100k.

[Bryan Cook @BryanCooking]

DENVER grab your tickets for tomorrow 7/1 @thebugtheatre w/ @TroyWalkeresq @benroy00 @TheOrvedahl @StephenAgyei Gabby Gutierrez-Reed, Kate McLachlan, Jacob Rupp, and @negativenegro https://t.co/9VhrHpoTo1