Stephen Arenholz

A comedian, tweeting on his rotary phone

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@MetroNorth remember in that scene in Titanic, when everyone is waiting for the boats, and there aren’t enough left, and the guy has to fire his gun in the air to calm everyone down. Train 3860 feels like that. Except for the water...and the gun...and the band playing.

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@MatthewBerryTMR I liked last weeks column but I'm a little biased admittedly

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TUES 8/25: @KristinSeltman @kickasskmo @adammamawala @RickiSofer @stephenarenholz & more get sexy @BaileysNYC! w/ hosts @C2XE & @angelacobb

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So from the commercials I assume a prescription for Viagra comes with a printing company and a horse trailer with two horses?

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@jonathanlevit @TheNicRayburn @SandraEloaniR @TheTomAyers Oh you meant here in LA? Coming on the 15th

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@jonathanlevit @TheNicRayburn @SandraEloaniR @TheTomAyers Yes

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@RVacchianoNYDN ugh you've made me curse this sulia. What a tease

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@TonyDanza @hitRECordJoe @DonJonMovie Very Cool!!!

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This is fantastic!! @hitRECordJoe @DonJonMovie http://t.co/vgTiGBGCRl

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@MikeAndMike Tip is for service, take out is not "serving" you anything

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So this happened http://t.co/5LywiL9ygN

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@MatthewBerryTMR Loved the 100 Little Lies article! Nicely done

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@mikefinoia Trey looks like Brad

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Comedy night for Newtown CT http://t.co/2B8k8fBWg9

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Just posted a photo http://t.co/5dDPGmRiuH

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I have a crap phone so I'm playing Mildy Annoyed Birds

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Ice cream cake, like old times

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Ahh LA traffic how you've been missed

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Tomorrow night, comedy contest begins anew at Mohegan Sun