beach master

I effect like a laxative

[Be A King @BerniceKing]

Pay attention.

[Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau]

If you’re heading out for groceries this weekend, buy Canadian. Not only will it taste great, but it’ll help all those who are making sure there’s food in our stores and on our plates. And to them - our fishers, our farmers, and everyone else who’s involved - we say thank you.

[ESWIM - Etobicoke Swim Club @ESWIMofficial]

It is with heavy hearts that we regret to inform you of the sudden passing of Head Coach Kevin Thorburn. Our thoughts and condolences are with Coach Thorburn’s family and friends. As the head of the ESWIM family, he will be deeply missed - Kevin Thorburn - 1956-2020

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Geeky Chemistry Humor for Foodies:

If Avogadro’s Number is 6.022 x 10^23 (which equals one Mole) then 6.022 x 10^23 Avocados equals one Guaca-Mole.

[CBC Olympics @CBCOlympics]

Scott Moir lifting Tessa Virtue off every podium is major goals ❤️

[Mike @MichaelStapert]

Hey guys!! I am the lottery winner of $451 Million. With this opportunity I will do good for humanity, I am giving back $1,000 to the first 100K that retweet this post!!

[beach master @stephencalkins0]

@mags_swims26 Eating is harder

[Travon Free @Travon]

Umm, @Walmart we need to have a chat...

[beach master @stephencalkins0]

@Allisa_Tay So they can smell like the old spice guy while working to be him

[Matt @MattMylleville]

every canadian has fucked up once and ordered an iced tea in the states

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Approximately half the time I shake someone's hand, I think of thumb-wrestling them. #ExpressionsOfImmaturity