Stephen Riley

[GSElevator @GSElevator]

#1: For every action, there's a social media overreaction.

[Stephen Riley @stephendriley]

Homeboy walks out of Starbucks and throws on his sunglasses... Definitely not pitch black out or anything

[Stephen Riley @stephendriley]

@LaneyBomberger K. Sorry. Finished. I promise.

[Stephen Riley @stephendriley]

#farewell30rock #me+you=:( #thegirlieshow #tgswithtracyjordan #livefromstudio6h #marrymelizlemon? #30rock #sthatd #shutitdown #lemonout

[Stephen Riley @stephendriley]

#lookatyouendangeringlivesofhundredsofpeopleforashowTVguideoncecalledstillon #lizbeanismmeansthatIamadykeagainsttherisingwatersofmediocrity

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#pwomp #nerfherder #whuck #sonofamother #thatsadealbreaker #thatsredudantallpregnanciesarehytericaltheyrestartedbypenises

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#pamtheoverlyconfidentmorbidlyobesewoman #ifthosturkeygoes100episodesillhaveyourbaby #fullspellsfullbecauseyourefullofbslizlemon #Iamajedi

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#janetjopler #greenzosavingtheearthwhilemaintainingprofitability #itokdontbecry #suckitmonkeys #interweb

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#smoothmoveferguson #nopehipsternonsenseimout #imastarimontopsomebodybringmesomehaaaaam #liveeveryweeklikeitssharkweek #1900okface

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#andthereaintnopartylikealizlemonpartycausealizlemonpartyismandstory #businessdrunk #capitalismismyreligion #donaghysavesGEmarriesyourmom

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#imurderedmywife #itsnevertoolatefornow #charliewhatnow #robotpenis #wheresmymacncheese #settlingsoulmates

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#ialreadyhaveadrinkyouthinkhellbuymemozzarellasticks #sexybabyvoice #youllallhavechins #sixsigma #mysexuality #whatanadorablelittlelesbian

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#touchmykneesbutt #illseeyouallinheaven #whydontyoumakelikeawomandriverandgetlost #emilydickinsonthecat #isthatyoubonjovi #moonvest

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#becausethepopeownslongjohnsilvers #truffleshufflehim #itsnevertoolatefornow #gayhipstercop #tomsellik #skylaw #wheresmymacncheese

[Stephen Riley @stephendriley]

#fabianstrategy #sweatercapes #calypsomusic #EGOT #milfisland #astronuatbuzzaldrin #astronuatmikedexter #kabletown #hiImbev

[Stephen Riley @stephendriley]

#heyidontskateboard #heydummies #youwishpal #imaprincess #andimgonnabeaprostitute #ilikemytamponscold #shmesbians #camerah #weknowwhatartis

[Stephen Riley @stephendriley]

#lizzing #mindgrapes #therurjur #apolloapollo #muffintop #nonottufts #highfivingamillionangels #newyorkdiabetisrepairiguess #ragazzirobusti

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#googgodlemon #itsaftersixwhatamIafarmer #canalyardsproject #funkyjuice #hillpeoplejuice #meatcat #thefuncooker #imiscountedthemenliz

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#lizlemonismyherobecause #iwanttogotothere #blerg #whatthewhat #bythehammerofthor #nerds #nightcheese #highfivingamillionangels

[Stephen Riley @stephendriley]

Tina, this is my official application for a twitter license @marthastewartliving #turkeytips