stephen 🥯🍣

aspiring oligarch | asleep, but not slope

[stephen 🥯🍣 @stephenealon]

@KenshinRell @LucyisjustLucy @AndrewGranda3

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@MrSantiZap Undertaker interrupts Cena to announce he is the first inductee in the 2027 HOF in Saudi

[stephen 🥯🍣 @stephenealon]

@RyleyNiemi_ @ksorbs FAFO

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@tsotkam @ManaByte Do you really need somebody to explain you the differences between these two cases?

[stephen 🥯🍣 @stephenealon]

@fandompulse Did he forget about Stratt’s analysis to Grace about what certain countries will do once food shortages reach?

[stephen 🥯🍣 @stephenealon]

@ContraPoints Does he forget the part where Potter steals all of the money that uncle Billy left behind

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Saying “the name is Rob Reiner” to the Starbucks cashier

[Jeff Ewing @ReelJeffEwing]

This is so genuinely offensive, recreating a famous photo of workers with the enemies of workers

[stephen 🥯🍣 @stephenealon]

Is a 55 year listening age gap okay?

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Me pitching my script for a peanuts sequel where peppermint Patty convinces her family to finally host for once

[Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec]

Leave an empty seat at the table today for Charlie

[stephen 🥯🍣 @stephenealon]

Just got promoted from Janitor to Senior Vice president of Marketing all because of a couple tweets I liked making fun of Charlie Kirk

[stephen 🥯🍣 @stephenealon]

Just got a single mother of three fired from her job cause I overheard her saying Jimmy Kimmel wasn’t that funny to begin with

[greg @greg16676935420]

@catturd2 Why is a 60 year old man getting upset at a toy released for a 7 year old girl to help her cope with an autoimmune disease she had no control over

[stephen 🥯🍣 @stephenealon]

Sometimes I forget Upstate NY has its perks… 🙏

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@jdcmedlock Hearing conversations and views from people who live in Yorktown is enough to radicalize anyone

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Can you vote for NYC mayor if you live in Putnam County?

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@LeighStewy BREAKING: Tourists from all over are touring a popular tourist destination

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@kristenannabi Did a seven year old write this tweet?

[stephen 🥯🍣 @stephenealon]

What are some purchases under $1 that will completely change your life?

[stephen 🥯🍣 @stephenealon]

There’s a chance the Pope was in the crowd for this match