Stephen erris

........only here to bully crypto bros
while I listen to Steven seagal's STRUT on an infinite loop

[wyatt.today @wyatttoday]

no one:

absolutely no one:

candace owens:

[baitbleed @baitbleed]

When you're giving elite comms to your bull and your wife starts squirting everywhere.

[XBOX🕊️🕊️🕊️ @xboxanimee]

“he was upset about his dead 2nd wife and would’ve been basically hate fucking his other wife so he graciously went to a brothel to abuse a sex worker instead, he’s so thoughtful” 😭

[Bilal 🎀⛷️ @weirdngkid]

God has updated his Terms and Conditions 🙏🏾

[MAGAlovesPEDOS @crunchyface74]

Staffer: Sir, the dog had a minor incident on the couch

Kash Patel: Did someone say dog?

JD Vance: Couch?

Trump: Minor?

[Dylan @dmc_dmcc]

@weeabob “Cringe” is just the word countless people use to compliment something they’re too self-conscious to be vulnerable about liking.

They’d rather insult something first than risk they themselves get insulted for being open and vulnerable.

It’s pretty sad

[marqix ☆ @fwmarqix]

My cat has been bringing me leaves for three years. Not mice or birds like cats usually do, just leaves. She'll meow loudly until I acknowledge the leaf, then walk away satisfied. Started doing this when she was about two years old. I've tried researching it but can't find any explanation. My vet said some cats just have quirks. She's very particular about the leaves too - only certain shapes and sizes. Won't bring just any leaf. Has to meet her standards apparently. I have a collection of them in a drawer because I feel guilty throwing away her gifts. My husband thinks I'm ridiculous but he also says thank you to the cat when she brings them, so he's just as bad. She brought me a really nice oak leaf this morning, very symmetrical. I put it with the others.

[christoph @Halalcoholism]

“Many engines in my faggotry” amazing stuff. Song of the summer

[EternalYandere_67 @EternalYan67]

#kirkiversary #jjk

[Spooky Brian Graham 🦬🎃 @iroasmas]

why would i sting you halfway across the river? we would both drown

[kira. @kirayhf]

was at my cousin’s wedding and my 37 year old single brother stared at the couple and redownloaded hinge

[horse @horsetwting]

kirkification was started by..... kirk.

[Tommy Mundy 💎 @mundy_tom]

@UziWya Wheelchair access

[Sonny Bunch @SonnyBunch]

Sure, that's a lot of money but just think about how much more money Elon's historically accurate AI version will make!

[Dig Broly @2Big2Broly]

Magneto tries to save Charlie Kirk but accidentally swerves the bullet into his neck

[Sandipantswtf @sandipantswtf]

he saw everyone around him doing and forgot poors aren’t allowed