Stephen

[Stephen @StephenFPI]

@BenedictSpence It’s a 4 yearly internet battle these days to see who can claim to be the least interested in it.

It’s not compulsory. If you’re not interested, shut the fuck up whinging and put Gardener’s World on, or some shit.

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@simonwatt85 Labour’s odds are shortening by the day. You can almost name your price for a Reform win now. Its looking increasingly likely he get > 50%, so it’ll be irrelevant who the rest vote for.

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@KhanSaba1278 If you want to try and convince people you’re British, you need to get a better dictionary. Or a phone with spellchecker. Plus, next time you make some bullshit story up, check the going rates first. No fucker has charged anything like £15/hr for years.

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@kippax_lover @johnaokane74 That’s fuck all. John won the LDV Vans.

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@johnaokane74 Can we have the full list of managers who whilst in the elite list of most wanted, decided to drop down to ‘prove themselves ’

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@AgentSmith34 They’ll be complaining when the staff are chasing them the streets because they can’t be arsed personally paying their wages.

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@call_cole_cfc @haywhyy09 Yes, I think most non spastic cunts are aware that the European Cup started in the 1950s. Not great at history but that’s possibly a little bit after both wars?

[Stephen @StephenFPI]

@call_cole_cfc @haywhyy09 It would have been a bit tricky to win it before either of those wars, with it not existing and stuff.

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@elliehodges62 Is he a plumber? He hasn’t mentioned it?

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@goonerforever07 @maddycted @GreatmenArs If that’s true, you’re correct and I apologise. Although my understanding of the UEFA website is that finishing 8th gets you 10.25 points and 9th 10.00. So only quarter of point more.

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@IsabelOakeshott Garth is that desperate for justice for the guy whose name she can’t be arsed even spelling correctly.

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@scott_gambier The trouble is that pretty much every ‘hotbed of football’ outside of South America is in Europe. Which was fine in the days of them getting every other World Cup but now it’s on the rota with all the confederations, it’s not happening.

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@goonerforever07 @maddycted @GreatmenArs Not automatically. If two teams finished with identical records in say 8th & 9th place, they would get the same coefficient points. The team in 9th then has two extra games to earn more points before the team in 8th plays again.

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@ArchRose90 If there’s one thing Chris doesn’t like it’s a turncoat.

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@maddycted @goonerforever07 @GreatmenArs It’s a bit of a flawed system anyway. You effectively get penalised for going straight through to the last 16, over teams who play an extra two games in the play off round.

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@goonerforever07 @GreatmenArs How can PSG win it and drop down a place?

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@GreatmenArs So you’re accepting that Arsenal are currently an inferior side to Liverpool & City?

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@MittensOff Guy has been 17 for at least 3 years.

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@YoungBobRB I was in the receiving end a few times myself many years ago. But clips like this almost make me yearn for a return to the days when the plod just gave smart arsed dicks like this a few digs in the back of the van and send them on their way.

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@TRobinsonNewEra People aren’t on the electoral roll because they don’t want to be. Not because they don’t know how to apply.