ꇙ𝖙𝖊ᩏꫝ𝖊ɳɢꪮιԃ☯️

𝐏𝖚𝖙𝖙𝖎𝖓𝖌 ԃ𝖎𝖆𝖒𝖔𝖓𝖉 𝖔𝖓 𝕵𝖊𝖘𝖚𝖘 𝖓𝖔ƚ 𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖌𝖎𝖔𝖚𝖘☯️𝖚𝖓𝖎𝖇𝖊𝖓 ₳ℓ𝖚𝖒ɳ𝖚క🧑🏾‍🎓ρσt̶t̶𝕖ɾ🧑‍🎨𝚃𝖗𝐚𝖉𝐞𝐫💱ꪑ𝐚𝖓𝖚𝐭𝖉🔱Λ𝖋𝖗ꪮɾ𝖆𝚟𝖊🎶

[ꇙ𝖙𝖊ᩏꫝ𝖊ɳɢꪮιԃ☯️ @StephenGold00]

Who is a Nigerian?
Who is a Religious individual?
Who is a tribesman?

When the chips are down, where do I really belong??

[Sir David Onyemaizu🦍 @SirDavidBent]

Quote this tweet whatever you're thinking about right now.

[•Mel•🏂 @DrMel_]

The lack of talking is compensated by being extremely observant.. You’d be a clown to move funny thinking they haven’t clocked you

[Morris Monye @Morris_Monye]

“For criminals, one person must be in charge. Either I’m in charge or they are in charge. That’s what I did in Anambra state”

- Peter Obi.

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

Like back ?

My spec na girl wey like me first..

Then I decide if I go like back.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

women talk about sex like it’s something done to them and not with them.

[MBAH @Mbahdeyforyou]

Portugal coach subbing everyone except the actual problem 😂

[Danny Walter 🧸 @AjeboDanny]

The worst people to date are people still in survival mode.

Even if they love you, survival will always come first. Always. And if you try to save them, they’ll drown you with them.

It’s not your job to save them. I promise you.

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

You just made your first $1M. Your brain immediately jumps to the bigger house, the nicer car, that business idea you’ve been itching to execute.

Resist all of it, that instinct is exactly why most people who come into money are broke again within a few years.

The move nobody teaches you: do nothing.
Let it sit. Don’t deploy it, don’t try to flip it, don’t show it off. Park it somewhere safe that pays you while you think. Lock it into a 2–3 month yield-bearing instrument e.g T-bills, low-risk positions, safe and battle-tested protocols.

You’re not trying to get rich off it; you’re already there. You’re buying yourself time to think clearly and getting paid to do it.

Run the numbers. $1M at just 5% APR:
→ $50,000 a year → $4,167 a month → $137 a day

Every day you wake up, $137 landed in your account. You didn’t touch your principal. You didn’t lift a finger, and if that 5% compounds daily, you’re closer to $51,200 a year, the money starts making money on the money.

So before you spend a single dollar or naira, ask yourself one question: can this purchase pay for itself from the interest alone? If yes, you’ve earned it. If no, you’re eating your seed.

Anyone can GET money. Keeping it is a different skill entirely and it starts with the discipline to sit still while everyone expects you to splurge.

Sometimes parking it and letting it pay you is the best play ever. This is from experience, don’t joke with your once-in-a-lifetime SEED when it comes your way.

[NASIRU @iamnasboi]

Tomorrow, my earnings from X will be taken to a designated hospital. All of it
If lending my voice got some 💵 I will give it back to the people i speak for.
This change will start from me

[IGBO History & Facts @IgboHistoFacts]

Abia State Governor, Alex Otti, reveals plans to build a FIFA-standard 35,000-capacity stadium in Aba

[Abdool Moh. @abdool_moh]

While Nigerians are busy focusing on Tinubu on insecurity. Yesterday, Senator Adams Oshiomole raised a motion in the senate demanding a probe into how the billions being allocated to security are being spent. He also demanded a probe to find out who commanded the security forces to be withdrawn moments prior to the Kebbi school kidnapping.
Guess what?
The Senators rejected the motion.
The evil senators we ignore and focus on Tinubu.
HOLD YOUR LAW MAKERS ACCOUNTABLE TOO!!!

[Stella @StellaaSports]

Y’all can do everything But stand in the bus

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

You're dating your Gen Z girlfriend, & you invite her to your house.

Instead of her to bring along fruits, or branch the market to purchase food items that she would use to cook, she'll come with 2 G-strings, a black bra, kY-jelly, make up kits, phone, ringlight & tripod.

End.

[Chino @ChinoUTD]

🚨 Casemiro on a funny moment he experienced at Manchester United this season:

🗣️ Casemiro:

“I remember the game against Fulham. Cunha dribbles into the box, gets fouled and the referee immediately points to the penalty spot. We were celebrating already. Then the Fulham players surrounded the referee and started protesting.

VAR checked it and decided the foul was actually outside the box. So the penalty was cancelled and we got a free-kick instead. At that point I remember looking at Cunha and thinking: 'These guys have just made your effort fruitless.'

Then Bruno puts in an unbelievable ball and I score from the free-kick. After the game, me and Cunha went over to their captain and asked him: 'Be honest... which one would you have preferred? The penalty or the free-kick goal?' He looked at us and said: 'Please... just leave me alone.' Then we thanked him for the protest and walked away.”

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

Dear @WhatsApp

Give us a feature that enables us to ‘disable calls’ even when we’re online.

Thank You!

[OCHE💔 @Dan_baba04]

Omo stingy with your money o, E hard to bounce back die 😂😂

[Mayor Of Calabar @Uno_009]

A government that reacts faster to criticism than to the killing of its citizens has lost its purpose.

[OLORUNWA 👑 @GODDEYGD22]

This man struck gold

The Rule of Thumb with Women and Relationships

Any woman that is not actively trying to help you reduce spendings or save money is not the one for you

Know this and know peace

[oseni rufai @ruffydfire]

Can I beg that after elections

All campaign buses be converted to Ambulances and donated across the country to save lives

Some can also be converted to school buses

[ajay @1meajay]

it means where i did (60/4 = 15) you should do (60/4 = 30/2 = 15)

[Warona @corrl1nks]

"This is English" might just be the greatest response ever