Stephen Haas

Dad. Husband. Dog Magnet. Soccer fan. Nature enthusiast. Year-round iced coffee drinker. Chips & salsa lover. Nerd. (No particular order)

[Stephen Haas @stephenhaas]

@fc_waffle Are these still available?

[Major League Soccer @MLS]

This post has reached its target audience.

[Stephen Haas @stephenhaas]

@ALionEye The photo/video workroom is also under there…

[davina @davina_thfc]

As if I couldn’t like Nike anymore than I already do, this is how they are marketing our third kit 🔥🐦🇧🇷

[Zack Stentz @MuseZack]

Southern Californians, if you're feeling weird and anxious right now and don't quite know why...it's because the barometric pressure is rapidly dropping ahead of the storm and all your mammalian instincts are screaming at you to take shelter or get the hell to high ground.

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Portrait of Agnès Sorel, after Jean Fouquet, 1835

[Nico Cantor @Nicocantor1]

Does this change your mind at all?

[Dirty South Soccer @DirtySouthSoc]

Taylor Swift dominating in the center of the pitch so far tonight.

Have to think Garth Lagerway and Gonzalo Pineda have some interest in midfield reinforcement.

[Stephen Haas @stephenhaas]

Fellow ADHD brains: What’s currently at the top of your “this hobby looks fun/interesting and expensive but I don’t really need another hobby” list?

(If you know, you know)

As of 10:30 Friday morning, mine is HAM radio.

[U.S. Soccer @ussoccer]

Together for 2027.  🇺🇸🇲🇽

The United States and Mexico will bid to host @FIFAWWC 2027 🏆

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

If my zip-off cargo pants/shorts aren't cool, then don't @ me when you need someone to hold something for you. Walk around with your dumb stuff in your silly hands. I will not save you.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

If this gets 1M likes our boss will let us name her baby “Armadillo.”
Twitter do your thing 🙏

[Lucas Jackson @Lucas_Jackson_]

Here is how quick these photos have to move on a news wire. APs image was taken at 11:29 and sent over the wire at 11:36. The Reuters image was most likely taken at the same time and moved at 11:43. An AP image is front of @nytimes @washingtonpost & @latimes speed is HUGE.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Me reappearing in people’s lives after inexplicably disappearing for several months…

[Dunkin' @dunkindonuts]

they say go big or go home so Ben went big and came home to Massachusetts

[Scott Simon @nprscottsimon]

I'm thinking of telling my family I ordered long-stem roses for them for Valentine's Day to be delivered by this new high-altitude balloon service, but now there's a problem with delivery. Convincing, you think?

[Pete Kouretsos @PKouretsos]

Goodnight Moon,
Goodnight Chinese high-altitude spy balloon,
Goodnight stars,
Goodnight air,
Goodnight persistent overhead reconnaissance everywhere.