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Technologist. Father of two bright things. Scottish. British. European. Unverified.

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@gagsybhoy Should have been holding a can of Tennent’s, with a model on the side

[Scottish Football Away Days @scotsawaydays]

What. A. Video.

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@Teamgrassroots_ 🙄

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@DFrankcom 🙄

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@JuliaHB1 🙄

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@racingblogger 🙄

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@TheFootballFeed 🙄

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England's World Cup last-16 tie with Mexico is set to be moved to 19:00 BST on Sunday - because forecasts suggest there could be thunderstorms and heavy rain around this time 🙄

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@BarryUKPearson @ScotNational Fuck off bawbag

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@gagsybhoy He’ll not be happy now then

[Greegsy's Gloves 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Gers89_]

Scotland fans BEFORE kickoff at 2AM...

[adidas UK @adidasUK]

CHOOSE SCOTLAND 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏆

@ScotlandNT @LewisCapaldi

[emily miller @emilymiller]

For all you who say, oh, it’s just a soccer ball. The government said no one can be inside the fence. No one. That’s why the National Guard is circling and telling people to get off it. https://t.co/ih0Vch8lv2

[Football Meets Data @fmeetsdata]

🇱🇻 Hearts hearts are broken as they lose the title after leading the 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Premiership for 32 consecutive rounds, only to lose it on the last day of the season.

[Owen Shroyer @OwenShroyer1776]

Here's 30 years of Netanyahu telling you Iran is days away from a nuclear bomb.
https://t.co/s3Ym1H1QjA

[Cormac @Cormac1798]

Looking for 3 for stuttgart can meet out there @SparesCeltic

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@secyorkshire York

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@Kagame98353 @Geniustechw Utter nonsense

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Fire breaks out at New Victoria in Battlefield

[OVO Hydro @OVOHydro]

Happy St. Andrew's Day! 🦄

To celebrate, we're giving away a pair of tickets to 5 incredible Scottish shows at the OVO Hydro - Amy Macdonald, Hoolie In The Hydro, Biffy Clyro, Tide Lines, and Two Doors Down!

To enter, just drop a Saltire in the comments and share this post.