Stephen Benn

Computer nerd who loves cars, art, fitness, and a good laugh.

[Stephen Benn @stephenmbenn]

Finding true happiness was a process that all started with me getting to know, and learning to love myself.

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

Leaked footage of CrowdStrike's legal department this morning

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

How to fix the Crowdstrike thing:

1. Boot Windows into safe mode
2. Go to C:\Windows\System32\drivers\CrowdStrike
3. Delete C-00000291*.sys
4. Repeat for every host in your enterprise network including remote workers
5. If you're using BitLocker jump off a bridge

[Bre-40 @CatwalkDarling]

Doing HIIT makes you realize a second is not as fast as you think it is.

[Booty Pebbles 🍉 @call_me_lexxi]

Y’all I’m crying why a church from my hometown post this imma have to change my name 😂😂😂

[Stephen Benn @stephenmbenn]

I keep one or two toys on my desk to play with when calls drag on lol Might as well make use of the time.

[Stephen Benn @stephenmbenn]

#NewProfilePic

[Stephen Benn @stephenmbenn]

At first I thought I was just being resistant to change, but now I'm convinced that there are things in the cloud version that are less efficient when it comes to navigating between projects, sprints, and issues.

[Stephen Benn @stephenmbenn]

I really think Atlassian regressed in a few areas after this switch from Jira server to Jira cloud.

[~ @viagrafaII]

june’s over??? julying 😂

[$$$ @SLIMETHREE___]

July smells like $$$$$$$$$$$$$$

[Stephen Benn @stephenmbenn]

This morning I had one of the best workouts I've had in years. I needed to switch up my strategy. Hope this continues because I'll be outside next month regardless. 😂

[domobami ✧ @domobami]

i text back embarrassingly fast or nine hours later, there is no between

[Stephen Benn @stephenmbenn]

I love ab workouts but they don’t love me. 😩

[Jamal 🎱 @4900mal]

The fact Ian had a baecation yet is crazy

[muva reese @ReeseTrece]

aight now Virginia, that’s enough.