Dylan Steve

|Ai engineer| ◇|Ai trainer|◇ |Competent Ai research scientist|
|Part- time lecturer|
|Political enthusiast|
|CEO elite Ai solutions|
I support the @arsenal

[Dylan Steve @StephenNdu76016]

The happiest day of my life

[Dylan Steve @StephenNdu76016]

If you think Kalonzo is lazy, you have not met wetangula.

[Eve Maina @evenmaina]

Imagine everyone believing in you and the whole country rallying behind you but you never want to leave the comfort of your home to hustle for votes like other men. You just want to sit at home ironing shirts for your next photoshoot. Kalonzo for you. Corporate baddie.

[Dylan Steve @StephenNdu76016]

Kama pesa ya vini haitoshi Arsenal walete paybill🤣

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

(Former) Trillionaire

[Dylan Steve @StephenNdu76016]

Any premier league jersey that doesn't have the premier league golden badge in 2026/27 season, it's fake!!

[Dylan Steve @StephenNdu76016]

Any premier league jersey that is not golden in the premier league 2026/27 season, it's fake!!

[Dylan Steve @StephenNdu76016]

@MwangiHub "Will I be safe"?
And then end up being murdered in a police cell😭

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

Being broke doesn’t just limit your lifestyle. It makes people assume you’re wrong before you even finish your sentence.

[Eric @amerix]

Albert Ojwang' was killed inside the police cells in police custody.

No other way to say it.

Black and white.

[Dylan Steve @StephenNdu76016]

@lawrencekitema @Shivelenjejumba @CharlotteMugish At least she's genuine.

[Dylan Steve @StephenNdu76016]

Bro to bro:
When a man asks another for food, he's already swallowed a lot of pride. Don't mock him, help him. Life has a way of humbling every man.

[Dylan Steve @StephenNdu76016]

Kama King kalala amepata ball basi hakuna mkate mgumu mbele ya chai. Ata uyu Ruto mnaona tutamtoa!

[Dylan Steve @StephenNdu76016]

Never played barefoot no matter how clean the field is.

[Dylan Steve @StephenNdu76016]

Red label ni chang'aa ilisomea private school.

[Laiiyylaa @Laiiyylaa]

My therapist once told me: Imagine being bitten by a snake and, instead of treating the bite, you waste time chasing the snake to understand why it bit you and prove you didn't deserve it.

[SANTO @ssentongopeter5]

They all played with Messi but how is Messi still playing?😂😂😂

[World of Engineering @engineers_feed]

Enough with everyone trying to be an influencer. We need electricians and mechanics.

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

No one is born racist, it’s taught. Quit teaching it.

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

Completed Football without kicking a ball. Legend in my books.

[Drugs Bunny @Monty_Hasashi]

Shida nakuanga nayo ni hata nikue na 369 shillings in my Mpesa hua najiambia 4.5 million for a Mercedes is manageable. The universe must cater to my delusions.