David Stephenson

Has a sneaking suspicion this Twitter thing might turn out to be bollocks.

[David Stephenson @stephenson84]

@Butlins My room's filthy. There's shaving foam like substance under the bed that's been there for days and not been cleaned. Top drawer I found an old, used empty packet of cigarettes. In the other I found a used swimming nappy. There's no remote for the TV. Disgusting.

[David Stephenson @stephenson84]

@Keir_Starmer "Wooo look at me I'm Kier Starmer, big time tough guy! Grrrrrr! Immigrants! Boats! Roooooar! Aren't I though?!"

[David Stephenson @stephenson84]

@elonmusk So does Jeff Bezos though. And slightly cheaper, from what I read.

[David Stephenson @stephenson84]

@JamesBlunt You should've kept the original lyric: "when I was PARTICULARLY high".

[David Stephenson @stephenson84]

@ringmagazine What a fucking legend.

[David Stephenson @stephenson84]

@JasonKPargin Congratulations. Though I bet nobody bought you that Barretta you always wanted?

[David Stephenson @stephenson84]

@IFLTV @Tyson_Fury If Usyk retires by then, sure.

[David Stephenson @stephenson84]

@elonmusk This is why @elonmusk has 12 kids. He's going to fuck the planet back into order.

[David Stephenson @stephenson84]

@JasonKPargin He looks really good in hats.

[Harrison Ferris @HarrisonFerris7]

@MichaelBensonn Announce the fight months ago ✅

Leave it until the week of the fight to clock Warrington isn’t ranked ✅

Still allow Cacace to lose a title he essentially isn’t defending ✅

The international boxing federation.

[David Stephenson @stephenson84]

Be careful of this very controversial book that's coming out soon. It's not for you - you can't handle this stuff. It's too controversial.

[Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc @JasonKPargin]

I want to take a moment to address the controversy around my upcoming book. But first, I want to say that if you do want to support me and my book despite the controversy, there is one thing you can do that costs you nothing: 1/

[Crypto Fight Week @CryptoFightWeek]

CFN Twitter do you want to see @Deej_Crypto vs @CryptoEnthuis next?

[David Stephenson @stephenson84]

@MMAUNCENSORED1 Yes.

[David Stephenson @stephenson84]

@BrewDog should have their own Home Delivery Fleet. A squadron of dudes on mopeds ready to bring much-needed emergency beers to your door.

[David Stephenson @stephenson84]

@elonmusk Is this why you have 10 kids @elonmusk

[David Stephenson @stephenson84]

@SunnyEdwards Great video. Made me smile.

[Steve Wood @SteveWoodVIP]

This cannot fail to be a good fight 👊

[Danny Wallace @dannywallace]

In 2013 I wrote on Twitter of my adoration of @Tabasco_UK Sauce.
I was sent a 1-gallon bottle of Tabasco.
Tonight I sent a follow-up DM.
I'll keep you updated.

[David Stephenson @stephenson84]

@TonyBellew @DAZNBoxing The bet I placed was on Warrington, on points.

[David Stephenson @stephenson84]

Privatisation: nothing works, white men in suits take everyone's money.

Nationalisation: nothing works, white men in suits waste everyone's money.