Waxwing Slain

Composer and bass player. Fond of cats and bourbon.

[Waxwing Slain @stephenstrom1]

I wonder if the board of @Disney is careful to not let President Trump's semen, after he has pounded their rodental fissures, commingle with the remainder of Brendan Carr's, while they sluice his through their thirsty mouths, as this is when hygienic protocol becomes paramount.

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@bernardtjoy At least the state actually exists.

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That indifferent pat on the head and casual welcome back to the clan must be very comforting, eh @elonmusk ? Maybe some day he will put one of your tweets on the refrigerator, next to one of Tiffany's.

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@Hebro_Steele You are simply not allowed to be this dim.

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@jsolomonReports Milli Vanilli enters into agreements with nine record companies to strengthen music integrity

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@walterkirn The idea of a corporation standing its constitutional ground doesn't even rise to the point of being naive.

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@Zweifulgur @MattPolProf "What fresh constellation of neurological deficits is this?" Dorothy Parker(ish)

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@bonchieredstate Not to mention their sapping of our precious bodily fluids.

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@walterkirn @AmericaWeek Libra- D. DeLillo

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Just your weekly reminder that the United States is impotent in the face of corruption.

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@TheFigen_ Weller 12

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@_rotimia Of the many thing that didn't happen, this is one of the didn't happeningist.

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@nicksortor For his seminal work on Egyptian pyramids, no doubt.

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@stats_feed Everything happens for a reason.

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@uberboyo If he were alive today, Nietzsche would bite you in the face for being a giddy agitation fetishist, but he would also magnanimously celebrate your latent homoeroticism, as would any distinguished man of letters.

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Finance bro is exactly why the humanities are important. But, with the 3 bonus points for the unintentional irony and the necessity to grade on a curve, he has unequivocally earned a C-. Refrigerator worthy, to be sure.

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@MsMelChen It's an equally good time to remember when the Mamelukes discovered the principles of cold fusion only to have it suppressed by a cabal of Latin percussionist- Fourierist-Packers fans whose loathing of God was only surpassed by their loathing of America. Never forget.

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@RFKracing @Chris_Buescher That is one banger of a first sentence. Kind of a haiku/aneurysm hybrid. Bold.

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@xxxxTheKing Brian.

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@TheBabylonBee Comedy is hard, but it isn't this hard.

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@joeroganhq I will never forgive Thoreau's editors for censoring the many, many uses of the words 'cuck' and 'bitch' from Walden.