Stephanie Forte

Teacher, tiny human mama, dog mama, wife, major beer nerd, love all the sports (NY teams), transplanted New Englander, puns are my jam.

[Stephanie Forte @stephforte12]

@TreeHouseBrewCo Count me in!

[Stephanie Forte @stephforte12]

@powelllacrosse any update on your women’s sticks? We’ve got a future @CuseWLAX player on our hands!

[Stephanie Forte @stephforte12]

@KayceSmith Baby nail grinder! Doesn’t matter which one just search Amazon! Their little nails grow so fast and you do not want to traumatize yourself by accidentally cutting their finger!triple paste for diaper rashes! Also if they end up with senestive skin, water wipes!

[Stephanie Forte @stephforte12]

@katebarstool Complete game changer!! So far 1 out of 1 toddler approved (Some bias there)

[Stephanie Forte @stephforte12]

@katebarstool I thought you might appreciate my #momlife set up as we survive toddlerhood in New England this fine balmy Sunday!! Cheers!! (Yes, that’s a makeshift water pump for our water table)

[Stephanie Forte @stephforte12]

@barstoolsports @kellykeegs @MattressFirm Umm Shark Week starts at 8pm sooo….

[Stephanie Forte @stephforte12]

@katebarstool Don’t let this day of slow movement fool you. People try to claim you have time before they run, this is an utter lie they tell you so you have a small glimmer of hope. One day they decide they’re walking and the next they are running. Prepare yourself.

[Megan Carney @megcarney02]

I think the women’s lacrosse team made it to the National Championship though?? 🤔🤔

[Stephanie Forte @stephforte12]

@caseypowell22 can we get this girl a woman’s @powelllacrosse stick!? Also, Hey @CuseWLAX keep an eye out for this future recruit #startheryoung #growthegame #explorethefield #cusealum

[Stephanie Forte @stephforte12]

@katebarstool Solution: Vaseline. Lube him up and put him in feety pajamas! Helps with most basic rashes and a giant tub is fairly cheap. Even have a “baby” version. Our daughter has bad eczema and for in between her prescription cream days that’s what we use. Works wonders.

[Stephanie Forte @stephforte12]

@katebarstool Could also just be contact dermatitis aka slight reaction to something that irritated his skin. If he had on any new clothes (even after washing them), change in soap or laundry detergent, any new irritant in the air. Copay for a sick visit later that was our daughter!

[Stephanie Forte @stephforte12]

@katebarstool I have Covid along with our 14 month old tiny human who seems to be handling it much better than I as she’s been wide awake and ready for the day to begin since 2:30am…hang in there!

[Stephanie Forte @stephforte12]

@barstoolsports @kellykeegs The fact that the picture is of the paperback versions invalidates these rankings which allows you a second chance to right such wrongs.

[Stephanie Forte @stephforte12]

@Barstool_LTB @TomScibelli

[Stephanie Forte @stephforte12]

@katebarstool It’s all well and good until they are on a sleep mutiny bc they are learning a new trick and just when you think that’s over they wake up with the stomach bug after they just returned to daycare bc they were a close contact. New Olympic sport = trying to catch vomit from 1 yo

[Stephanie Forte @stephforte12]

@katebarstool Ummm this is what I did not know we needed in our tiny human’s life. AMAZING

[Ria @BarstoolRia]

TODAY IS THE LAST DAY TO VOTE @ChicksInTheOff FOR @peopleschoice!! RT TO VOTE FOR US IF YOU’RE A NICE PERSON I’LL NEVER ASK AGAIN THANK YOU #ThePopPodcast #PCAs #ChicksInTheOffice

[Stephanie Forte @stephforte12]

@BaileyCarlin

[Stephanie Forte @stephforte12]

@katebarstool You’re crushing this new mom business. We are 7 months in with our first tiny human. Can’t say it gets easier (3 prescriptions deep for eczema right now as she tries to claw her own skin off, also don’t look up sleep regressions!) but tiny human snuggles and giggles are the best

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Shad Tuten's fiancée Beccah, who suffers from Lupus SLE, is grateful for every step she takes.

Their love story has inspired a movement. ❤️