High Five Gomez

No pos ta cabron SATX•ATX•TAMU•LDPsi

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

me, early twenties: I have to achieve so much, I have to accomplish things

me at 29: I would just like to have fun and try my best

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me: i need to save money

Me: *gets money*

Me:

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me everytime I feel a random chest pain:

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

every now and then i’m reminded of what an intense echo chamber i live in because who the hell is listening to morgan wallen

[“happy face” @damn_toe]

i kinda need that extra hour back

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Jamie Lee Curtis wonders why artists don’t have concerts during the day rather than night:

“Why are there no matinees? I'm not gonna go see Coldplay if they start their show at 9 and there's an opening act. I want to hear Coldplay at 1 PM.”

[Barstool SEC @SECBarstool]

Dammit 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[King Eddie is Forever Paid 🦅😁🥰 ♈️♈️♈️😈 @BLaze4490]

Idgaf what nobody say. It should've never been THIS serious to be in a damn band 😭

[berry @sckberry]

This. #thelastofus

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

"I'm so glad you're not one of those crazy girls"

me:

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

the retirement age needs to be lowered to 28 because i’ve had enough

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

one thing about me, imma be late but i’m coming though

[Coyote @SpursCoyote]

You guys are getting paid?

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Some airlines charge extra to pick your seat, including for parents who want to sit next to their child on a plane.

Congress should pass the Junk Fee Protection Act so we can crack down on these fees and give hard-working Americans just a little bit more breathing room.