Steph

AD/AP/PC. unapologetic swiftie. Producer+Co-Director @eventidefilm

[c🏳️‍🌈 @rn_er_c]

Women exist in safety?!

Do you go to the bathroom in groups? Do you hold your keys in such a way that they can be used as a weapon when you’re walking alone at night? Are you afraid that the clothes you wear might be considered reason enough to be sexually assaulted?

No? GTFO.

[Steph @stephhburke]

How do I always get this card #Deadpool

[Steph @stephhburke]

shout out to @Racheldoesstuff for writing “Antidepressants” and making it available on YouTube for me to binge and suddenly remember that I forgot to take my pills.

when it comes to meds, I’m such a basic bitch

[Steph @stephhburke]

@StoryBookHeart I have cried with each listen. second time was the worst.
Find me on stan twitter son! Being a swiftie on this account got old and lonely and got sick of the constant stream of sarcasm and people trying to be funny on this side of twitter ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Steph @stephhburke]

@StoryBookHeart how are you holding up? Im not ok ok
https://t.co/wvivhyta68

[Steph @stephhburke]

@KrublaiKhan @KidRock gross. kid rock has nothing better to do these days now that being a untalented burnout isn’t cool anymore huh

[Steph @stephhburke]

is it just me or does Siri sound really depressed today?? #siri

[Steph @stephhburke]

republicans: **rabblerabble** goddamn celebrities need to shut their mouths about social issues and politics and stick to their goddamn art!!
.......
except @jonvoight, cuz uh.. he agrees with us

[Steph @stephhburke]

“Fuck you cracker!”
“I hate you, you white cis male!!”
“eat my shit you 1% white dickbag!”
just doesn’t have the same ring as anything that could be said to anyone that’s been a part of a historically repressed group, how strange 🤔

[Steph @stephhburke]

someone said to me that hate crimes are nonsense and ppl should be charged equally. their example - it wouldn’t be a hate crime if a black man screaming “racial slurs” to a white man while he beat him up.
I’m still trying to figure out what those slurs are.
#checkyourignorance

[Steph @stephhburke]

ladies: why can I put on mascara without a mirror but not without my mouth open?

[Steph @stephhburke]

question: why do I hate everything?
answer: everything hates me

[Steph @stephhburke]

sometimes I remember the most random stupid shit. today I recalled the time a shitty ex-boyfriend told me he heard weezer’s pink triangle and he thought of me.

wut?

[Steph @stephhburke]

possible hot take: the best version of hallelujah is by @rufuswainwright
#sorrynotsorry

[Steph @stephhburke]

@KrublaiKhan

[Steph @stephhburke]

@KrublaiKhan some dude who came up when I googled “well groomed beard”
left: lazy
right: u jelly

[Steph @stephhburke]

@KrublaiKhan yea ok

[Steph @stephhburke]

@KrublaiKhan clearly you’ve never seen a man that takes care of his beard better than his own head of hair. it can be breathtaking, hater

[Steph @stephhburke]

looking back on that time a director started bitching at me about an actress insisting that she had an attitude and that she must have her period, which he knew “because [he] lives with 4 women”

[Steph @stephhburke]

did y’all know you can google emojis