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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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@paigeeemc Wait but how do they without lips…. spiral spiral spiral

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Ok screw a MySpace Top 8– the true identifier of a real friendship in high school was whether they arrived early to help you set up for your graduation party

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@thomp_julie @ShannaGazelle I have been internally struggling with this for weeks. I think we have to?

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Girl in her late 20s tweet coming at you: my heated blanket was the best thing to happen to me in 2020—boom

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@TaylorMirek As soon as I see Cody go in there with a cellphone I know I won’t see him until tomorrow

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@JRaju5 Still hits ow

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@JoeBiden cmon bby

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

This is like being awake during your own surgery.

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You know what they say.... flies shit every time they land!! Sry not sry u loser ass!!!!!

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@ivyrosemc What does this mean is this English

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@penguinbuddy7 Same but I drink a bottle of wine and feel nothing and I’m like ? What was that? Water ? Air ?

[Jenna T @JBlanchfield]

anyone who drank the original four loko and is still alive is immune to corona virus.

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

much needed 🥰

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@jillian_white Or a suitcase at the blue line

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I can’t even listen to Bodak Yellow these days because it reminds me when delanie and I lived in the same city

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@penguinbuddy7 @mgnhdgmn Culp 2020: oh same I’m very particular

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I just got a “send me pics” text from Ivy but sadly it was about my jets pizza and not my body. :/

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What did people watch on the toilet before tasty videos were a thing?