steph

all tweets represent my dumb thoughts during football games

[Choptimus Prime @mikesmicYT]

$7 fun drink…. save me…… save me $7 fun drink….

[Lisa Vanderbump @confideinm3]

you will never guess who's in the pic they're replying to

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

I’m done manifesting. It’s time to steaI

[doomer @uncledoomer]

if taylor swift and travis kelce have a baby, it will usher in a new american baby boom as millions of 25-35yo women follow suit. not far behind will be manufacturing, a housing boom, a tremendous lifestyle shift for millions of newly minted families. a new golden era for america

[Watch #AskJenn @JENNontheRocks_]

I say this with so much love.

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

Global warming to Starbucks

[gabe bergado @gabebergado]

nobody:
me to my alien: so this is a crunchwrap supreme

[Braxton 🟥 @Braxtonbrew96]

i'm not paying student loans if there are aliens sorry

[ilsa faust's eye patch @chstainferguson]

barbie spoilers

[steph @stephhhhhhkk]

This is what it’s like being pregnant

[Daniel Spielberger @quepaso_daniel]

vote ♥️

[🔻Rio Slade 🔻 @RioSlade]

Pay attention to how much money - without asking how we'll pay for it - has been spent to rescue the dumb thrill seeking billionaires.

But we can't get clean air, trains that run on time, or power during heatwaves.

We can't get health care.

[breadley @breadleypasta]

me talking to everyone i know about the titan submersible

[gabe itch III @bigkirbyfan]

him: are you fucking stupid
me:

[rae @raewolff_]

Men don’t get lost at sea like they used to.

[gigi @420insidejob]

if I was a deer the first thing I would do is run into traffic

[common sad girl @sadgirlkms]

i will never be stable. that’s for a horse