Stephanie Parker

bama'21•bartender•crossfit•depressed&anxious

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i wish i lived back in the day i wanna riot outside someone’s house w a pitchfork

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honestly. i don’t think i’ve ever been so happy to see saban screaming at players on the sidelines…

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but like when am i gonna be okay?

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cannot wait for game 3 honestly 🥴

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one thing can really flip you back into the mindset of “am i enough” or “when will i be enough” and it freakin sucks.

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@cudkidarchives awe thanks🥹

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honestly..wish I could watch tiger king for the first time again.

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@alejandrojfranc oh I love those!!!

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@brokeboiwilly makes sense to me

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i just want to vomit and cry for the rest of the day.

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im just trynna be a bilingual bad bitch but the bilingual part isn’t sticking :/

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@brokeboiwilly no.

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day 2 of eating pineapple until my mouth swells up 🤪

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everyone has that one show they can watch forever and mine is schitts creek.

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if anyone wants to know how im doing after eating the pineapples, id like you to know im still alive. my tongue is a lil swollen and my mouth is extremely itchy l o l

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lol i just bought 2 pineapples to cut up and eat… i love pineapples… im slightly allergic to them…wish me luck🫶🏼

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@brokeboiwilly coming from a gym rat - this is true

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some of y’all haven’t cried in the cooler at work and it shows

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someone humble me plz

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if you really know me, you know i have a heart of gold, id do anything for almost anyone…but you also know im not afraid to pour salt and squeeze a lime on one of your open wounds🤷🏼‍♀️