smacmurd

relationship status: Netflix & Ryan

[Koala Puffs @koalapuffss]

Fuck it let’s smoke

[Monica Lewinsky (she/her) @MonicaLewinsky]

fuck you roberts.
fuck you thomas.
fuck you alito.
fuck you kavanaugh.
fuck you gorsuch.
fuck you coney barrett.

[smacmurd @stephhmacc]

found 2 grey hairs on my 28th birthday....fuck

[smacmurd @stephhmacc]

I get paid on my birthday (tomorrow), how sick is that!?

[smacmurd @stephhmacc]

@sonicdrivein we all miss your watermelon slushie #bringitback

[smacmurd @stephhmacc]

@allie_ascends @Chilis @sonicdrivein and their watermelon slushie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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@ShannonSharpe These people aren't dating each other...

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fuck a year later and @boburnham is still making me cry #InsideOutakes

[smacmurd @stephhmacc]

I'm so so sorry to all the families affected EVERYDAY to the #GunViolence that takes place in every community, every state, every school, every mall, every movie theater, every establishment. I'm shedding many tears for and with you. You're not alone.

[smacmurd @stephhmacc]

I kinda wanna be a prison psychologist

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been really thinking of going back to school and getting my masters

[smacmurd @stephhmacc]

apparently I joined Twitter 13 years ago today

[smacmurd @stephhmacc]

@EITS Great album!!! Got me through all my school assignments!

[smacmurd @stephhmacc]

I WILL NEVER LIKE RANCH AND IDGAF WHO GETS PISSED ABOUT IT. RANCH IS THE LITERAL DEVIIIILLLL

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

If you paid $1 In federal income taxes, you paid more in taxes than:

AT&T in 2021
Tesla in 2021
Amazon in 2017-2018
Nike in 2020
FedEx in 2020
Dish Network in 2020
Elon Musk in 2018
Jeff Bezos in 2007 & 2011
Carl Icahn in 2016-2017

Yes. It’s time to tax the rich.

[smacmurd @stephhmacc]

I accidentally swallowed my tongue ring yesterday for the first time after having it for nearly a decade and now I don't have a tongue ring anymore

[smacmurd @stephhmacc]

@fbd4a2ee6c2348f Using the bathroom