maple 🤍

certified daydreamer

[maple 🤍 @stephhsagey]

@HutStricklin7 Separated at birth?

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@BBGreatMoments Pepper.

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@BSBSCOUT She got the next 45 calls in a row correct.

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@elonmusk @AutismCapital Could we create a place where people who oppose DOGE could sign up to opt out of the payment? Then, take that savings and pass it on to those who choose to opt in?

[maple 🤍 @stephhsagey]

@The_ChrisMyers Two questions on 80s pop references from your Jets/Jags telecast on Sunday to settle a bet:

1) Jets come up with nothing. Absolutely nothing. (Wheel of Fish segment of the @alyankovic movie UHF?)

2) Crazy Go Nuts kind of game. (@BillyCrystal You Look Marvelous?)

[maple 🤍 @stephhsagey]

News lefty @BrennanB22 will be the opener for @RedSox at @Twins. Look for righty @ChaseAnderson87 as the bulk reliever today.

[maple 🤍 @stephhsagey]

Elbonia is the only nation to send aid to the United States toward the collapse of the Francis Scott Key Bridge. @ScottAdamsSays

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[maple 🤍 @stephhsagey]

I just got word that I finished tied for 9th in the National League Cy Young Award voting in 2023. This marks my second top 10 finish since turning 50, and my 21st top 10 finish since graduating from college. Always the bridesmaid...

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@Jennay3541 @SueSerioFox29 Bingo! https://t.co/FRfVvR24QW

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Do not blame #wordle if you did not know #wordle716. I learned this word in 1990 watching the second episode of @TheSimpsons and have used it ever since. "Oh, but, Bart, don't you remember the boredom, the _____ , the intellectual malaise?" - Bart The Genius

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For all you people upset about @budlight and looking for an alternative, I have been drinking @DeerParkWtr for quite a few years. It tastes identical to Bud Light...

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@IDibowitz @united Two of my granddaughters were on that flight too. They said United gave them lunch vouchers and a lemonade. For a 10 and a half hour delay. And United said at one point that they had pilots but no crew, as if that made them less incompetent. They lost two young customers.

[maple 🤍 @stephhsagey]

The Red Sox had a 98% chance of winning when they took a 4-1 lead into the ninth inning on Sunday. When Spencer Torkelson reached first base, that percentage dropped to 95%. A 19 in 20 chance the Sox still win even with him on base. Adam Duvall destroyed his season for no reason.

[maple 🤍 @stephhsagey]

I owe @MLB an apology. It did start pouring at @PhilliesCBP around 8:10 PM so the @Phillies vs. @Reds game, had they decided to play it today, would have gone into a long rain delay sometime around the top of 19th inning...

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All sorts of high school baseball games being played as we speak. Meanwhile the @Phillies, @Mets, and @Orioles saw fit to cancel today's games YESTERDAY because the forecast showed a storm or two would pass through today. Once again, high school ball is more Big League than @MLB

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Sitting here watching extra innings of a high school baseball game. No runner at second to start the inning. You have to earn every run. High school ball is more big league than @MLB...

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The @Phillies split squad spring training opener with the @Yankees is televised on @NBCSPhilly today. First pitch at 1:05 PM. Second pitch at 1:05:15. Third pitch at 1:05:30...

[maple 🤍 @stephhsagey]

@barstoolsports Why the hubbub over a Gary McDermott jersey?

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@Selner907Travis @BfromTX @tedcruz I see what you did!