Stephanie

PA-C👩🏼‍⚕️📚 | Biomed Masters Grad👩‍🎓 | Forever giving people the benefit of the doubt even tho they don't deserve it🙃

[Stephanie @stephiekov]

The fact that I was a cat owner for 2 days even tho I have a severe cat allergy still just makes me laugh so hard😂 #DoYouHaveABrainOrNah #StillWondering

[Sam Ghali, M.D. @EM_RESUS]

Just a reminder that most patients don’t fake being sick. Many patients fake being well. And if a patient really is faking to be sick, something is very wrong and they still need help.

[Sam Ghali, M.D. @EM_RESUS]

Patient: “I think it’s just reflux”

Narrator: It was not just reflux

[Kent DeLay @kjdelay1]

As a urologist who takes care of a lot of geriatric patients I have this thought on a daily basis:

Holy shit they are going to drive home.

[Femme @FemCondition]

People laugh at Johnny Depp for the changes in his presentation and speech while in a relationship with Amber Heard.
Unkempt, stuttering, struggling for words and forgetful. Abuse changes the brain, effecting these exact things.
They're laughing at the signs he was abused.

[Stephanie @stephiekov]

@tinakovachh

[Jocelyn J. Fitzgerald MD @jjfitzgeraldMD]

In med school, I took an elective called "Stress", foolishly thinking I was going to learn about meditation and yoga. Instead the professor spent 6 weeks proving that being poor or a minority literally destroys your health on a molecular level, and I think about that every day.

[Stephanie @stephiekov]

So accurate😂 if anyone is wondering why I work so late charting for ID, here's the answer🤣
#ItsAnInfectiousDiseaseThing
ID = Integral Detective 🕵🏼‍♀️👩🏼‍⚕️

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

Hanging out with the infectious disease specialist

[WSoxgal @arielluvin]

@YoDeFoe @awkward_duck You become risk adverse. And the small risks you take aren’t even considered risks by most.

[Stephanie @stephiekov]

@demoncouncil Apply it BID. Also, a lotion with a high percent of Dimethicone has done amazing things for our patients. We recommend Sween 24 cream with 6% dimethicone, again apply BID. Also if you want an over the counter abx ointment, use Polysporin, much safer option we have found❤

[Stephanie @stephiekov]

@demoncouncil Girl stop the neosporin!! It causes worsening & contact dermatitis. Specifically the neomycin. Most people are allergic or sensitive to neomycin & don't really know. I work in a wound care office. For this type of thing, we normally mix equal parts mupirocin & betamethasone

[Dr. Golf Shirt @DrGolfShirt]

ER doc: Who is on call for hand?

Plastics: Ortho. Call them.

Ortho: Plastics. Call them.

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

Calling my insurance company

[uché blackstock, md @uche_blackstock]

PSA: Wearing latex gloves in public to prevent infection spread does *not* work the same as in healthcare settings. If you are using the same glove (without cleaning it) to touch different surfaces in public, you are actually spreading the virus.

[Stephanie @stephiekov]

@pissedoffpremed Also if you want a shampoo that's not at Ulta, try Malibu Hard Water Wellness Shampoo. It removes Cu, Fe, Ca, & Mg buildup from your hair, which is why hair can feel "sticky" & tangles easily. Also as a bonus, it's vegan & cruelty free❤ you can buy it on Amazon too!

[Stephanie @stephiekov]

@pissedoffpremed Try Matrix Biolage! I recommend the Hydrasource Balm as far as conditioner goes. Its thick & I use it daily on my super long hip length hair.❤ Super hydrating to prevent breakage. Also for detangling you neeeeed Moroccanoil Treatment, but it's not at Ulta

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

Having asthma right now is very scary 🙃 Hi inhaler, how are ya?

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

There’s a lot of talk about *potentially* using hydroxychloroquine to treat COVID. This is the most relevant I’ve been in weeks, so here’s a thread which addresses HCQ associated retinal toxicity...

[Adam Bedford @adambedders]

Our 5 year old seems to have deemed himself the local virus warden.

Over the fence to our neighbour:

‘JEAN YOU NEED TO GO INSIDE’
‘Okay I will in a minute’
‘YOU’RE OLD AND THERE’S A VIRUS’
‘I’m not that old thank you’
‘HOW OLD ARE YOU JEAN?’
‘I’m 68.’
‘THAT IS NEARLY 70 JEAN.’