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I make grammatical errors in every single tweet, or you will be refunded - PGY-3 🥺

[s⁷ @stephlococcus]

Dating outside of medicine is crazy this man just asked me what a code blue was

[s⁷ @stephlococcus]

@cordprolapse from MS4 to onc chief... time flies <3 hope you've been well

[s⁷ @stephlococcus]

@chrischarts8 just to try and leave hahahaha

[s⁷ @stephlococcus]

I haven't been on twitter since PGY2 year when Elon unfortunately bought this site and that's sad bc medtwitter was so much fun!

I think I will be permanently deleting this account but if anyone wants to stay in touch, DM me so we can connect on other socials :)

[Tricia Pendergrast, MD @trpender]

Absolutely wild thing to post during a national IV fluid shortage

[s⁷ @stephlococcus]

@EmmGeezee @medburnbook Noted HAHA

[NEJM @NEJM]

A 70-year-old man undergoing cholangioscopy to evaluate dilatation of the common bile duct was found to have flatworms in his biliary tract (shown in a video). Read the full clinical case: https://t.co/OK4X48EOne

[Nick Mark MD @nickmmark]

The amount of landfill trash generated by ICUs is simply ridiculous: 7 bags per patient per day!

We need both LESS packaging & the packaging that must have ought to be recyclable, reusable, or biodegradable.

[Michael Justus @mhjrad]

relax everyone, kate middleton is just in step 1 dedicated

[s⁷ @stephlococcus]

3AM moments: my co-resident ordering IV hydral on a patient on two pressors for “hypertension” (the mistake was caught on time and order cancelled)

[Avraham Z. Cooper, MD 🩺 @AvrahamCooperMD]

If you haven’t yet thanked your eosinophils today (swarming a nematode).

[s⁷ @stephlococcus]

16% pay raise this year 🥹🥹🥹

[s⁷ @stephlococcus]

… I didn’t realize it already was LOL

[s⁷ @stephlococcus]

Hoarding needs to be in the DSM5

[s⁷ @stephlococcus]

@joshmcgoo WOW been off Twitter and missed baby #2???

[Doctor Funky @DrTobiasFunky]

Staff: oh, you’re the medical student (slur)

[Sanjee Baksh @S__Baksh]

The eighth pressor (Panera charged lemonade)

[Ch(aortic) Stenosis M.D. @MySystolic]

My Roman Empire is that Boba vending machine they have at Rush

[Kimi Chernoby, MD JD MA @KimiChernoby]

Meanwhile 1st year Med school grads (interns) are making $45-60k with no over time pay, working 28 hour shifts, and working most weekends and holidays and inability to negotiate contracts or leave job. And, med school is a year longer than law school!

[Mamacita Sanchez 🐝💛 @SanchezMamacita]

I’m struggling to comprehend the ignorance of policy makers about what happens during pregnancy/miscarriage.

Yesterday I learned that they didn’t know that you usually miscarry into a toilet. They didn’t know that your medical team sends you home to miscarry.

1/x

[Max Jordan Nguemeni @MaxJordan_N]

The ID problem is simple. You have to be uniquely altruistic and into bugs to take on 3 more years of training to sort of *decrease* your ultimate salary. Unless you supplement it doing general medicine too. Pay infectious diseases doctors fairly and watch this turn around.