Steph McCabe

data nerd, foodie, wanderer, wino, music junkie, batman enthusiast, and simmons alum. mtamo, obviously.

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Dear friends at @AllagashBrewing … what are the odds that this is still good? It’s been in my fridge for… since 2013? 😬

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Question for you, Mr. @GordonRamsay… does a @GuinnessIreland #Guinness usually come in a Pilsner glass at all of your restaurants or just Boston? Spot on dinner though, really nicely done!

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@spicerformayor Can you fix the town water department? That might help.

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@AmazonHelp This still isn't working. Is there a number I can call? Thanks for your help.

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@AmazonHelp Thank you! One order never arrived, and it says it was shipped on March 17, the other was a return that I was rebilled for! I can provide order numbers.

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@bellaxferreira @Chipotle Awww man!!! Mine was all sour cream and poorly wrapped. Ugh!!

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#covid non social distancing waiting for @chipotle Framingham,MA to catch up on their orders. I guess if they haven’t killed us yet with the shits years ago, this is their time.

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Hey @Chewy, Boo would like to thank you for his box (as well as what came in it). He has inspected it and I’m happy to report this box passed.

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Can’t wait to get these cold! @mahk33 @JacksAbby @celtics

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Umm hey @PayPal, this is spam right?

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I was today years old when I learned that SJP is the blonde in Hocus Pocus. 😱

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Sooooo anyone else notice that @ChipotleTweets now makes half size burritos? Is it me? I don’t have big hands, for the record.

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My @noom diet went out the window about an hour ago. I wonder how many extra calories from alcohol are allowed today because of the #PresidentialDebate2020. Does this count as a cheat day? These calories shouldn’t count. #Debate2020 #Election2020

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Idea: At the next #debate mute the mic of the guy who’s not talking. #PresidentialDebate

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Does anyone else feel like this looks a lot like what they say couples therapy is like? #PresidentialDebate #2020debate

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Time to retrain your wrappers, @ChipotleTweets !

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@VerizonSupport Stillllll waiting...

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@VerizonSupport Still waiting!!!

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@VerizonSupport I DM’d you.

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@TDBank_US 43 minutes to reach a human. Awful! My credit union can still bet me to a person in under 10. It’s ok, I was transferring my loan out anyway. Byeeeeeeee. 👏👋