Stephanie

😬 | she/her

[Stephanie @stephopedia]

1 hour outside.
3 layers of bug spray.
17 mosquito bites on JUST my legs.

If any scientists are want do an unsanctioned human trial on a cure for whatever-the-fuck makes you mosquito bait, I’m available.

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Hayden Christensen is really looking like a younger version of my dad and it’s making me uncomfortable with the huge crush I had on him 20 years ago.

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Can someone google for me why some people seem incapable of googling for themselves? Kthx.

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How come y’all didn’t tell me Patti O’Furniture was in the newest season of We’re Here?!

[nw@l @nastywomanatlaw]

imagine riding a fair ride but saying it's dangerous to get the covid vaccine

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Adventures in customer service.

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The Adderall is great. It makes me twice as likely to remember to set an alarm for that other thing that I need to remember.

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80% of "mastering your adult ADHD" is just getting really obnoxious and strict about scheduled reminders and alarms.

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Look, all I want is a disclaimer on the cover of every first book in a currently incomplete series.

I’m in the middle of like 5 damn series waiting on the next books to come out and I have a terrible memory!

This is no way to live.

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Now seems as good a time as any to get into muumuus.

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Doing a Friends rewatch and it’s time again to share the lukewarm take that Ross sucks and Rachel should have been with Joey.

(Also I understand that’s like the least problematic thing about Friends)

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Can you believe it’s only 25 days until I decorate my house for Halloween and replace everything in my diet with pumpkins?

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A time management app specifically designed for those with ADHD would be amazing.

So would the ability to follow through with a big idea.

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I know it’s not fair to give this lyft driver a poor rating because “Jesus take the wheel” was on the radio. And yet…

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Ah, summer in a college town, when the sidewalk furniture is in bloom.

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I’ve had enough summer, thank you.

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Apple updated the podcast app and somehow made it WORSE?! How?!

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Watching girls my age (and younger) age like paper and I wish I could give 22-year-old Stephanie a big hug for realizing she needs to wear sunscreen every day.

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@brandobr Lololol

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Why is it always summer?

#JustColumbiaThoughts

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