Steph Pugh

Did I invent hip hop? No, but I was there..

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Being attracted to Bill Hader is a weird life but I'm living it.

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AI has just made me aware everything is AI.. idk if that’s helpful. The end.

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My fav h’s high noons and hogwarts legacy

[QuikTrip @QuikTrip]

nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how “busy you were”
- how many hours you worked

people will remember:
- the feeling when you called them "big dog"
- how often you said "there's trouble!" when they walk in
- the positivity when you replied "i'm tryna get like you"

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I miss my cat so fucking much.

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Before bed routine: continuously slow blink at my cat until he does it back to make sure he knows I love him.

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Weird day. Chose Coke Zero over Diet Coke. No regrets.

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@frankiemuniz hey agent Cody banks.. you killed it in nascar don’t give up your identity

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I’m actually scared of Taylor Swift

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@tacobell meet my other BFF @TakisUSA

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@nicole_buffa

[Bellows @Bellows4L]

Wish I’d thought of this.. mine was puzzles

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This is why we have trust issues here in the Midwest

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@JamieBland92 RESPECT

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@hahaitswolfgang @tkelce Dude he’s a precious fricken gem and I hope you are neighbors and @tkelce invites you over for chipotle or something.

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@JulieAndrews I see your work on bridgerton.. I’m ready for princess diaries 3

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@JulieAndrews narrating Bridgeton just furthers me to believe PRINCESS DIARIES 3 is happening #chrispine #AnneHathaway

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@CFurtado92 Omw

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#sendit @nicole_buffa

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@JamieBland92 This is still my favorite tweet ever. I reference it frequently.

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@nicole_buffa Wait... why