Cris Furtado

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk...

[Fisted Away @fistedaway]

Please: be respectful of the host nation’s culture and traditions

[barry @BackseatsmanLFC]

Qualifying for the Champions League by finishing 5th with our lowest points tally in a decade, and without winning a single game in the last month of the season. Thank fuck that's over.

[Dan Pfeiffer @danpfeiffer]

Barack Obama reached a deal that prevented Iran from getting a nuclear weapon.

Trump ripped up that deal.

Now we are at war with Iran to prevent it from getting a nuclear weapon.

[Rep. Mark Pocan @RepMarkPocan]

There seems to be some confusion about the SAVE America Act. If it becomes law, you will NOT be able to vote with your drivers license alone.
You’d need:

1. A passport, which more than half of Americans don’t have and costs at least $130
OR
2. A birth certificate PLUS your photo ID with matching names, which nearly 70 million married women lack
OR
3. Military services papers (not a military ID alone) with sensitive info.

I’m voting NO.

[Cris Furtado @CFurtado92]

FIFA presenting a “peace” price to this clown is a bigger condemnation than anyone could give #WorldCup2026

[Jackie Singh @HackingButLegal]

The Washington Post paywalled this so you wouldn't get to read it

[Senator Reverend Raphael Warnock @SenatorWarnock]

I was sent this by a Georgian this morning. 2025 premiums vs 2026 premiums for someone making $65k a year.

Republicans in Washington did this.

This is what I'm fighting to stop. This is what’s at stake in this shutdown fight.

[Ahmed Baba @AhmedBaba_]

This is the second day in a row he’s said this. This is an intentional normalization effort.

[Justin Wolfers @JustinWolfers]

Yes, the stake are large. Very large.

[Graham Platner for Senate @grahamformaine]

Nothing pisses me off more than getting a fundraising text from Democrats talking about how they’re fighting fascism… Because it’s such bullshit. We’re not idiots. Everyone knows most of them aren’t doing jack shit right now to fight back.

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

chiropractor: when did your neck problems start?

me:

[Rep. Melanie Stansbury @Rep_Stansbury]

This Congressman literally dumped stock in a Medicaid provider company right before this bill came to the Floor. Don’t be fooled—these guys know exactly what they’re doing.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

16 million Americans will lose the health care they currently have under Trump’s “Big Beautiful Bill.”

Here’s how many will lose health care in your state if it passes:

[Cris Furtado @CFurtado92]

This is fucking insane

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

Under the “Big Beautiful Bill,” federal lands like Teton National Forest will be put up for sale to pay for tax cuts for the rich. Enjoy it while it lasts.

[Max Burns @themaxburns]

From the U.S. Holocaust Museum:

"What distinguishes a concentration camp from a prison (in the modern sense) is that it functions outside of a judicial system. The prisoners are not indicted or convicted of any crime by judicial process."

Welp.

[KMOV @KMOV]

Amendment 3 has passed in Missouri according to the Associated Press.

[2joser2loser @joserloser]

me: I’m going to disconnect completely today

also me:

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

Watch this. Share this. People need to see it before they vote.

[Cris Furtado @CFurtado92]

Found your Olympic sport @Danny_Heifetz @DannyBKelly @craighorlbeck

[Matt McDermott @mattmfm]

Senior Trump campaign advisor Jason Miller on NBC says that a major issue liability for @KamalaHarris is that “she wants to ban plastic straws.”

Republicans are completely lost right now.