stephtar

Band geek, mathlete, animal lover. I do what I love and love what I do. I'm a doctor now?!

[stephtar @stephtar]

me: has an ivy league degree and is more than halfway to being a doctor. also me: gets paid $10/hr to hose chicken shit off the walls

[stephtar @stephtar]

not me tweeting for the first time in years in an attempt to win legion survivor...

[stephtar @stephtar]

@kevdog8, the probst?

[stephtar @stephtar]

i just think it's neat that i can walk into my local library and all the librarians know who i am and immediately grab my reserved book of their little shelf. the only kind of celebrity recognition i aspire to.

[stephtar @stephtar]

i'm really good at accidentally finding costume parades... first bay to breakers in SF and now halloween in woodstock... incredible

[Reductress @Reductress]

Woman Pretty Sure 2024 Goals Can Still Be Squeezed Into Next Two Months: https://t.co/lyN8IBBf7n

[stephtar @stephtar]

unbelievable loss for the theater community... missed out on the big tumblr period of his career circa Millie but he will forever be my favorite miscast performer
https://t.co/ipvxgjErkK

[The Tony Awards @TheTonyAwards]

Today, we mourn the devastating loss of Tony Award winner Gavin Creel, whose extraordinary talent, kindness, and passion lit up the stage and our hearts. 🤍

[Caudle @Caudlewag]

This one always gets me on the floor

[Jackie Hoffman @JackieHoffman16]

Can we hold the election now so the candidates stop texting me

[stephtar @stephtar]

i thought i was watching the olympics, not the rumored new phantom revival

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

Daniel Radcliffe running across the audience to hug first-time Tony Award winner Jonathan Groff…okay I’m crying

#TonyAwards

[The Broadway Beat @BwayBeatNews]

Jonathan Groff crying over Daniel Radcliffe. I miss when men were men.

[stephtar @stephtar]

finally got my brother to watch...

[Jarett Wieselman @JarettSays]

Jonathan Groff, Daniel Radcliffe, and Lindsay Mendez all scored #TonyAwards nominations this morning which delights me because I’ve been in love with their chemistry since Merrily’s delightful press tour

[stephtar @stephtar]

ordering drinks for a big group is so stressful like how are there so many possible modifications you can make and will anyone spit it out if i mess this up??? or do i just feel overwhelmed since i don't drink caffeine and coffee is not my culture

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

i don’t want to know your horoscope i want to know the order in which you play the new york times games

[stephtar @stephtar]

wait so is this where i went wrong

[ali @probablyalissa]

No one on Hinge understands this prompt

[daniel™️ @danielsogay]

If you thought sponge, bob, square, and pants were a category today I’m so sorry but the game isn’t for you

[stephtar @stephtar]

@pikafupa devastated that i got kicked off the family netflix right as the new season dropped