Steph

Its all apart of the plan, man

[alise ౨ৎ @thundersirens]

obviously i don’t agree with him. but they kept r kelly, marilyn manson, morgan wallen, and joe rogan. if you’re gonna remove him. remove all of them.

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

They gotta pay me in tears

[Graham Walker, MD @grahamwalker]

Would you allow a 10 year-old to babysit your newborn? Asking for a state legislature.

[nat @natalieemoren0]

she a 10 but she sleeps all day

[ሪሻን @risharkie]

the CDC:

[the elder emo @theelderemox]

A wise lawyer named Elle Woods once pointed out that every ejaculation not seeking an egg could be considered reckless abandonment and I just think maybe Texas should take a look at that one

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

*New Haven

[A Girls Life @AGirlsLifeTwitt]

Don't chase people, if they want to talk to you they will.

[Christian Becker @TheAmazingBeck]

My dating profile:

[Cinema Gems @CINEMAGEMS]

This scene turns 22 years old today

[sarah 🐞❤️‍🔥 @sar_nelly]

the uconn administration needs therapy with these emails they send every week. for example:

[saroj 🪷 @asapsaroj]

david dobrik said he couldn’t wrap his head around the fact that his childhood friend was an assaulter and that’s literally the problem. men will ignore and discredit women but won’t hold their besties accountable :)

[Mabintou @mabintou]

I love it when you feel yourself outgrowing everything you used care about because your focus has shifted onto bigger and better things.

[it’s just meera @meeracleshappen]

every day I wake up and say “I’m tired of this grandpa” and every day the universe says “that’s too damn bad”