Stephanie Burris

Little-known writer and well-known village idiot.

[Stephanie Burris @stephthetwit]

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[Stephanie Burris @stephthetwit]

@thelockview husband thinks he left his vest with our car keys at the bar last night and we’re stranded in Akron. Anyone I can contact before restaurant opens @ 4? Please help!

[Stephanie Burris @stephthetwit]

50% of all managers in the US are women. I'm proud to be one, and so lucky to have had many mentors & cheerleaders, including two incredibly talented women and #advertising hall-of-famers. @SarahMelamed and @itajkim, you truly are #RealLifeBosses. https://t.co/IMD1s2g2tY #client

[Stephanie Burris @stephthetwit]

Proud to work with so many #RealLifeBosses at @MarcusThomasCle - and with clients like Key who truly value female leadership.

[Marcus Thomas @MarcusThomasCle]

Not in our house. #TheLandOfTheKing #DefendTheLand

[Stephanie Burris @stephthetwit]

@glorypodcast @Burris40 Would you give up Gronk for Joe Mixon & Marshawn Lynch? I have Doug Martin & Ty Montgomery. 1/2 PPR. Gut says no.

[Stephanie Burris @stephthetwit]

@HLNTV Ben and I have been watching #MyMorningExpress every day of my maternity leave. 12 weeks go so fast!

[Matt Oswalt @MattOswaltVA]

this sounds like something the Joker would say right before releasing a swarm of killer bees into Gotham https://t.co/SyKsCHvyuh

[Stephanie Burris @stephthetwit]

@OpieRadio Nike did pay the designer of the logo $50 as a freelance project, but she ended up with some shares in the company worth $$$

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

LeBron carries Cleveland to an NBA Title #Believeland

[Stephanie Burris @stephthetwit]

@DanSoder Great show last night! Definitely count me in the 12%.

[Stephanie Burris @stephthetwit]

@MTCareerCoaches Awww, great pic. Thank you!

[Stephanie Burris @stephthetwit]

LAST DAY to preorder Luau on the Lake tickets! Join me 6/11 for an amazing party to benefit #Cleveland kids in need! https://t.co/ZwuJGm3SY0

[Stephanie Burris @stephthetwit]

Luau on the Lake is June 11! VIP is SOLD OUT, but GA tix still available. Preorder & save $25 off the door price! https://t.co/ZwuJGlMi6s

[Stephanie Burris @stephthetwit]

@MTCareerCoaches Thank you so very much!

[Stephanie Burris @stephthetwit]

@nczeitgeist I'm a crappy Twitterer these day! Sorry I missed this. Thank you so much for thinking of me - hope all is great with you!

[Stephanie Burris @stephthetwit]

@UhlGroup Thank you! Was so very glad to be a part of it.

[Stephanie Burris @stephthetwit]

People do crazy things to impress their dates on #Valentines Day. #shrimpslacks https://t.co/7BZ3hKDTCO

[Lisa Zone @LZone]

Go to https://t.co/uu229083vg for tix. Proceeds benefit @AlexsLemonade! HBD, sweet niece! 😘 https://t.co/eweN4LQNSn

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

Then there's Cleveland, which sees a spike in births 9 months after the NFL draft.