Stephanie Woodpark

You're going to have to save yourself!

[stmonicasbootle @stmonicasbootle]

Congratulations to His Majesty King Charles III! #coronation

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

When someone calls to cancel plans:

-Say “never mind, we’ll sort something soon”
-Feel monumental relief
-Realise you've managed to put pyjamas on by the time you hang up

[Stephanie Woodpark @stephw72]

@SteBurke44 Thought i had a bad night until i seen this! Thanks! 🤣🤣

[Stephanie Woodpark @stephw72]

Gets funnier

[Ste @SteBurke44]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Stephanie Woodpark @stephw72]

Ok i give up….🤣🤣🤣

[Ste @SteBurke44]

Just stood in the worst dog shit in the history of standing in dogshit. It’s come through the holes and everything ☹️🤣🤣🤣🤣

[ellie copter ⚡️ @whograssed]

surely not x x x

[ALBY LAD @AlbyLad_]

“PUSSIO” 🤣🤣🤣❄️❄️

[Stephanie Woodpark @stephw72]

@TalkTV Put it down

[Howard Beckett @HowardRBeckett]

MPs can now claim Christmas parties & decorations on expenses.

130,000 children will wake up on Christmas Day homeless.

This isn’t a fair system.

[💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻вєαя🍻🇬🇧™ @BigBearF1]

Whoever did this is genius. Only a certain era of people will get this. Lol. 🤜🏻🤛🏻

[Jake @jakeperry97]

the voice in the back of your head before you agree to go back to a gaff

[Breakthrough Party 🟠🌤️ @BThroughParty]

Should nurses get a 17% payrise?

Yes Yes Yes
👇 👇 👇

[stmonicasbootle @stmonicasbootle]

We are supporting the Shoebox appeal 2022 - if you are able to help with any donations they would be greatly appreciated #samaritianspurse #shoeboxappeal2022 #operationchristmaschild

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

On the sad occasion of her passing, please take a moment to enjoy the time The Queen was excited to see some cows.

May she rest in peace.

[Normal Island News @NormalIslandNws]

BREAKING: R Kelly has been sentenced to 30 years in prison for committing the same crime as Prince Andrew

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

When someone asks “what have you been up to?” and your life has completely changed since you last met many years ago:

“Nothing much, really”