Stephanie Green

140 character attention span // Former Texan then New Yorker (10 years) then Texan again // sports and funnies and sports funnies

[Stephanie Green @stephymarie]

I don’t watch what I eat. Which is why I always spill things on myself.

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@Digitalformedx @EpicClipVault It’s rage bait slop.

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@LynneA294 His little yes suh broke my heart. He’s just a little boy who had to witness so much and can’t be with his momma. He knows more heartbreak than so many adults. Sweet baby.

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@Shaughn_A2 Not just that, but Vile Losers “who are so uncomfortable with themselves” which is just the most “pot calling the kettle” I’ve ever heard. She was so uncomfortable with herself that she butchered her body so…

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@TaylorIsOnline0 When you have kids for status symbols not because you actually want to be a mom.

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@Crazymoments01 He’s so cuuuute

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@Paramarley10315 @MarioNawfal @SpaceX have you BEEN to any Disney World? It’s like saying the NFL just gives you Eagles. Reducing a robust brand to a mascot when there’s so much more going on there.

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@MarioNawfal @SpaceX Why can’t both be cool for different reasons? Disney isn’t just a “fake castle and mid food”. It is also a company full of incredibly innovative people on the forefront of creating technology and ways to push its boundaries that benefit people even outside of Disney.

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@mattvanswol That is what real heroes look like for sure. His little girl was also brave to have to watch her dad do something so dangerous.

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@ImtiazMadmood Now add spikes and hit them in the crotch

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@Sorelle_Arduino “I need attention, so I’ve made up an oppression”

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@75secondes It’s just a parody of what we are. It’s not truthful but a costume.

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@skillz17q The worst of society are these losers who do this.

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@Rightanglenews They have a problem with kids in foster systems, but don’t want them adopted…why AREN’T they being adopted by black families? I guess she would just rather them not be alive than have a white family who could love them, give them a home and a future. This is just low IQ

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@HistorianUSA1 The old adage “I’m doing it for your own good” becomes truer the older you get when you realize your parents were strict to protect you from yourself and bad decisions of youth, and to teach you boundaries so you grow into a respectable adult.

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@EricLDaugh Shut that down IMMEDIATELY. “Offensive” is relative. I would say I was offended what what she was saying against me. Now what?

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@mamboitaliano__ All the hypocrisy with their body positivity and looking like they eat 3 almonds a day.

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@TheOnlyGuru Hey kids! Can you say sick and disturbed man?

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@NoContextBrits We aren’t celebrating 250 years like it’s the most years of any country we’re celebrating it as a milestone for our young but dominant country.

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@FrankVanmeenen @barstoolsports Far more comments than likes..😂😂😂

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@RachelT1722 Ha. And look what we’ve accomplished in so much less time. How is this bragging?