Javen

Est. 1998 - 🦆

[Clown_Orb @ClownOrb]

If blacks had a sense of humour Juneteenth would be like Cinco de Mayo where we all show up to the bar wearing Afro wigs and fake gold chains while drinking malt liquor

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

i no green i dominican papi

[𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐮𝐬 @ImperiumFirst]

Argentinian niggas are actually hilarious lmaoo

[Flerkjerk @jerkflerklmao]

i’ve nutted in parking lots you wouldn’t even park in

[Καλός @realKalos]

Groups of masked white men in #Belfast are inflating migrant children with helium in front of their families and then letting them float away as they laugh. Please stop. We are better than this.

[Gene Parmesan @dsonoiki]

Carmelo Anthony was a volume scorer who played zero defense

but does that mean he should spend 35 years in prison?

yes

[marmot @MarmotRespecter]

grandpop didn't lose 3 toes to a chinese mortar in korea so mormons could use the christian bathrooms at the pentagon

[Doak @doaknet]

SUNY islam

[bevin @Kevchesterr]

ppl love telling me to slide to Queens bro i’m not going to 70th st and 70th ave go fuck yourself

[skumm🧊 @skumWgmi]

Just chatted with a guy who has 2 kids, a loving wife, pulls in $350k before bonus, runs 6 miles every morning, owns a 4-bedroom in the West Village, just bought a boat, and is genuinely funny and kind and he still can't find a girlfriend.

Modern dating is so broken.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@SleepyManny Man if you’re going to be mean and least get it right. I smoked crack. I would never have wasted coke on snorting it.

[Cockus Flightball #QUIZNARYAN 𓅘 @CQCKVS]

Cuzz Lightyear

[Diabetic of Enlightenment @dee_of_e]

Zohran knows that New York City could save 1.4M per year if they cut funding to the machine that pumps pee smell into the subways but once again he has been swayed by big lobbyists

[mao_wow @realwow_mao]

pissmogged an old man at the urinal today. i felt so bad bringing so much power against such a vulnerable opponent… but that is the game

[Irushi @Im_IrushiK]

Opus 4.8 is insane, nothing will be the same after this model 💀

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

if you’re in New York, they opened up the Bronx Zoo, you can come just grab an armadillo if you want.

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

His 3 day weekend is over. Stop the rain and make it sunny for the work week

[Boneduck @realBoneDuck]

better to ejaculate than ejacunever

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

My parrot just said my full legal name and flew out my window