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Welcome to the 1%.

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Good luck @mastercard @harris_english # priceless surprises #a169

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@DKTV_BRAND I sell the debt that allows these people to make their poor fiscal decisions. Trust me, I do fine. #financialinstruments

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@DKTV_BRAND ...you target your products at people without cash? That's a, uh, sound business plan. Let me know how that works out for you.

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@DKTV_BRAND That's a great car--if you're on food stamps.

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@DKTVMaryBeth @DKTV_TysonSands @SimoneLeFleur What's the apex of a redneck joke? I think the blue collar comedy tour busted that myth.

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@DKTVMaryBeth @SimoneLeFleur @DKTV_TysonSands Whatever you say, Kentucky. And eh, it's alright.

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@DKTVMaryBeth @SimoneLeFleur @DKTV_TysonSands Well, if that isn't the pot calling the kettle black, I'm not sure what is.

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@DKTVMaryBeth @SimoneLeFleur @DKTV_TysonSands Finally. Something we can agree on.

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@DKTVMaryBeth That's implying we're all on one chain, love. I'd rather not be attached to anything that has @DKTV_BRAND 's cooties on it.

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@DKTVMaryBeth Yes.

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@DKTVMaryBeth Fight? Or dick around with until your angry black man stereotype comes and fights your battles for you? I'm fine with either

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@DKTVMaryBeth You're adorable.

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@DKTV_TysonSands @DKTVMaryBeth I see what you did there. You but "balls" instead of "bite". Very clever.

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@CrispHackDKTV Who's joking? You misread my tweet. Seems like a logical explanation to me. Don't be so defensive.

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@CrispHackDKTV Sometimes I feel like my secretaries are only worth as much, but I'll chalk up that misinterpertation to your aging eyesight.

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@CalabashSmash @CrispHackDKTV Hell, fuck the secretary if that's your thing. I've been burning through assistants like Marlboros anyway.

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@CalabashSmash Sarcasm aside, that can certianly be arranged. Email my secretary with an address and preferred hair color.

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@CalabashSmash @CrispHackDKTV Sounds like you two aren't thrilled with the way I do business. You want a hug, or something? #helpthesedays

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@CrispHackDKTV @CalabashSmash If you want. Worked well enough the first time, I guess. Go with what you feel.

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@CrispHackDKTV @CalabashSmash I mean, I don't appreciate the sass, but I always thought Ashton Kutcher was kind of a dick.