Jens Mustermann

When the world ends, please upload my consciousness to Bonzi Buddy

[Jens Mustermann @sterphles]

Totally sold on Jalen Williams, he's only gonna get better from here. Put up 16-6-7 last time out and I think we're gonna keep seeing a lot of that the rest of the year. He's all over the court and makes some really good decisions.

[Jens Mustermann @sterphles]

@T_eazy24 Roy Halladay and Johan Santana were both in this same spot at a similar point in their careers, things aren't always linear but opportunity will knock again

[Rick M @PARSlist]

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[Jens Mustermann @sterphles]

@AnthonyMui7 You can use this link https://t.co/XqGHhVtq6w and change the game ID for any AAA or FSL game, you don't have to change the date. I also subscribe to @JonPgh on substack because his tableau dashboard stuff scrapes all the data and presents it nicely

[Jens Mustermann @sterphles]

While checking up on Troy Melton's statcast data I ended up finding C.J. Culpepper on the filters. The arsenal looks great on paper. Mainly 94.7 FB/SL but mixes in a great curve and effective CH. 29.9% CSW and 89.2 avg exit velo get my attention though. Keep an eye on him!

[Jens Mustermann @sterphles]

@m08734471 I grew up very connected to my grandma's polish roots so I know enough, but here I was just trying to make an incredibly obscure joke that I figured wouldn't make any sense

[Jens Mustermann @sterphles]

@Keezus4 @TheOceanCleanup I was wondering the same...good intentions but it seems like we're stuck with this whether it's in the ocean or on land.

[Jens Mustermann @sterphles]

@salty_said_what @Abarbanel439065 @NBCNewYork It's like they just spin the wheel sometimes

[Jens Mustermann @sterphles]

@Bosta17_ Dude looks like a cross between Scottie Pippen and Jafar

[Jens Mustermann @sterphles]

When I was a kid/teenager I could never understand the phrase "kill your TV" but damn did I figure it out on my own in adulthood.

[Jens Mustermann @sterphles]

The HR derby was unwatchable last night, watched for about 30 mins and got 20 mins of commercials for TMobile, army, Geico, some terrorist movie, etc. Going back to my YouTube cave where only hellofresh can hurt me.

[Jens Mustermann @sterphles]

Barstool sportsbook just walked away with everyone's money because 95% of their base was going for Pete

[Jens Mustermann @sterphles]

Alonso is gonna file a grievance that they seeded Julio 7

[Jens Mustermann @sterphles]

A bunch of hits here, half these guys went in the top 5 rounds

[Keoughs Computations @KeoComputations]

Underrated #MLBDraft Hitters

C Julian Brock @RaginCajuns
1B Brennen Dorighi @UIBaseball
2B Brock Rodden @GoShockersBSB
SS Hunter Haas @AggieBaseball
3B Cole Fontenelle @TCU_Baseball
LF Connor Tate @BaseballUGA
CF Joe Redfield @BearkatsBSB
RF Dylan Campbell @TexasBaseball

[Jens Mustermann @sterphles]

I don't watch much tennis but this Berrettini guy reminds me of a much more calm and controlled Nick Kyrgios

[Jens Mustermann @sterphles]

@LockedStu (It's pronounced chk-chk-chk)!!!

[Jens Mustermann @sterphles]

@LockedStu Why even blur the last name? We know it's Wczyszycyzskyzk

[Jens Mustermann @sterphles]

@DanMcClurgMusic Always the same handful of responses no matter what the issue

[Jens Mustermann @sterphles]

@tradercracks I've never done Topps Now before but I popped in an order for 1 of these, super neat

[Jens Mustermann @sterphles]

Not a coded baseball tweet, definitely just about the two blue jays screaming at eachother 10 feet apart in the backyard neither willing to make a move.

[Jens Mustermann @sterphles]

As I get older I find that I like birds more and more (seems to be a precedent for this), but blue jays are straight up dicks.

[Jens Mustermann @sterphles]

@soIoucity DeBrincat had a really solid linemate back in jrs, maybe if Detroit can work on getting that combo back together...