Steve W

Enjoying the cool evening breezes of Anytown, USA.

[Matt @Mahcus_Smaht]

Probably one of the best tweets ever

[Steve W @steve_doubleya]

@stoolpresidente Dave, can you please name this good boy?

[This You? @Thiss_Youu]

Ted Cruz back when gas was $3.68 a gallon

[Anthony Cumia @AnthonyCumia]

Awesome

[Aidan LaPorta @AidanLaPorta69]

Sixers win a generational draft lottery and the dude is a professional fisherman before 30 years old. Most Sixers thing ever 😭

[Brian 🍄 @Is_Not_Brian]

This is so fucking funny this guy is a real life Kenny Powers.

[Patrick Schwarzenegger @PSchwarzenegger]

You got no idea…

[Cons @CaptainCons]

as soon as you start marching in lockstep with your wife, life gets exponentially easier

all the old tropes about "the old ball and chain" that were baked into our brains from sitcoms growing up don't need to be your life

spot on from @BarstoolBigCat

[MayeIsKing @MayeIsKing_]

efton chism seeing this dude at OTA's

[Ben Avery @benaveryisgood]

I don't endorse politicians and I'm not political at all. I'm a nightclub comic. I care about making people laugh. However, occasionally, you might see me standing behind the president in the oval office signing executive orders. This is just a nightclub comic thing. Guys like Hicks, Carlin, Lenny Bruce, Kinison, all did this actually

[osama @0ba0sama]

Americans after finding that a group of fish is called 'school'

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

You’re telling me this is NOT @Druski??? Is this AI? If that’s just a regular real life human Druski has ruined this woman’s life 😂😂😂

[Dividend Hero @HeroDividend]

I am never deleting this app.

[Stu thats all you get🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Boldyboy1975]

It’s Friday 🤪🐓🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[Mitch Goldich 🐙 @mitchgoldich]

The biggest game of the first round is on Friday, when Long Island battles Arizona for iced tea supremacy

[Steve W @steve_doubleya]

@stoolpresidente Dave, you’ve genuinely brought me a ton of joy over the year and some of the funniest internet moments ever. Hell, I’ve even gone out of my way to support pizza places just because you gave them a high score.

All of that being said… please, for the love of God, shut the fuck up

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

The surgeon in Boston who repaired Jayson Tatum’s Achilles right now

[v! @Vullety]

even his artwork be flopping 😭

[Scarlett’s Movie Musings @ScarletCinema]

“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time!”