Steve

im gonna start tweeting again

[Steve @steve_konno]

*a kid cries at the park. his mom makes eye contact with me as she tries to comfort him*

the mom: gotta love kids right

me: I don’t have to do shit

guy 30,000 miles away from us passing a kidney stone: agh

[Steve @steve_konno]

Saw this on the LIRR this morning??? Is this a printing mistake or…?? Very confused. Be better @MTA ..

[Steve @steve_konno]

Dude really great to catch up with you
(I start sinking into the ground)
Let’s do it again sometime soon
(Waist down I’m beneath the earth)
Stay well and keep grinding m’lord
(Only my head is above soil)
(Inaudible dialogue)

[Alex @midsmoker34]

If I told you a flower bloomed in a dark room, would you trust it? 🥀

[Derek Johnson 1776 @DerekJohnson_HQ]

What actor's expression in a movie will stay with you the rest of your life?

[Steve @steve_konno]

You know the nights gonna take a turn when I start reading the nutrition facts on my beverage

[Mara🩷 | met Michael Longfellow🙂‍↕️ @swiftcession]

is he in there?
can we…. get him out?

[Steve @steve_konno]

could I see you in the back rq chef?

[Steve @steve_konno]

The only true measurement of masculinity is windshield wiper speed during a downpour

[Steve @steve_konno]

If you’re wondering why I took a hiatus from making bad tweets on here it’s because I finished my short film:

“Daisy” coming July 19, 2023

Turn ya phone sideways

[Steve @steve_konno]

HE HAS W RIZZEN‼️ JESUS IS W RIZZEN‼️

[Steve @steve_konno]

Greg’s date pulling up to Logan’s bday party #Succesion

[Steve @steve_konno]

The best part about the Disgusting Brothers is that Tom is 1000% the one who beat it to death to get it to the point it’s at now. To where he fake resents Greg for saying it in public #Succesion

[Steve @steve_konno]

@TomScibelli We are all Disgusting Brothers

[Steve @steve_konno]

Calling every male I make eye contact with my fellow “disgusting brotherrr” from here on out

[Steve @steve_konno]

Jesse Armstrong and team should get two Emmy nominations for best writing, one for the entirety of Succession s4 and another completely separate just for actually creating The Disgusting Brothers™️

[Steve @steve_konno]

Holding up the self checkout line at Target because my ‘How To Push Shopping Cart Masculine Alpha Male Method’ video won’t load

[Steve @steve_konno]

Dudes will wear ANYTHING as long as it says ‘Established’ from like 1879-1951

[Steve @steve_konno]

@petesimsy Yeah just called State Farm gets this all the time

[Steve @steve_konno]

Some dude hit my car while parking last night and left a note. Expected like his phone number or insurance info