Steve Porter

Writer of thrillers & whodunits. Driver of buses. Taker of photographs.

[Steve Porter @steve_n_porter]

@fesshole I was on the table having my feet checked by my doctor last year. Told him to wake me up if I fell asleep. Just close your eyes and relax.

[Steve Porter @steve_n_porter]

@fesshole Our buses stopped taking cash 6 years ago at the start of Covid. We now have flat 50c fares, but people still try to fare evade.

[Steve Porter @steve_n_porter]

@Every_thing100 @fesshole No, he’s pouring it onto an ear bud and using that. And that’s probably cooled down by the time it gets used. I still wouldn’t recommend it though. Don’t stick anything thicker than your elbow in your ears.

[Steve Porter @steve_n_porter]

@Glen21619913 @buitengebieden That’s what I thought at first, but the beak is wrong for a Tawny. I had to google Potoo after other people said that’s what it is.

[Steve Porter @steve_n_porter]

@_DerekMcHugh_ @fesshole True, I tend not to stay too long in budget hotels, so I never thought of that 🤣

[Steve Porter @steve_n_porter]

@buitengebieden Two things when picking up turtles. Pick them up by the ends of the shell, not the sides, unless you want your fingers scratched. Be careful they don’t pee on you. 😁

[Steve Porter @steve_n_porter]

@fesshole Amateur. Wait till you get to my age.

[Steve Porter @steve_n_porter]

@SCore2018 @buitengebieden What do you expect them to do?

[Steve Porter @steve_n_porter]

@MbarkCherguia This has been floating around on line for weeks. If you’re going to repost it for the millionth time at least don’t pretend it was on your car.

[Steve Porter @steve_n_porter]

@fesshole I used to get people much older than you waving at my bus and no, they weren’t trying to get me to stop. 😁

[Steve Porter @steve_n_porter]

@hwinkler4real It still is in some countries

[Steve Porter @steve_n_porter]

@MrJamesMay @grahamscheper That’s easy for you to say

[Steve Porter @steve_n_porter]

@buitengebieden They might have helped if he hadn’t run around going, Boo, I’m a ghost.

[Steve Porter @steve_n_porter]

@fesshole Fesshole, this same fess has been posted before.

[Steve Porter @steve_n_porter]

@fesshole Why do you need L and R? Wouldn’t it be more important to have red and green?

[Steve Porter @steve_n_porter]

@hwinkler4real It’s AI

[Steve Porter @steve_n_porter]

@fesshole The controllers on ours are connected to the blanket. What would be the point of having remotes for them.

[Steve Porter @steve_n_porter]

@nigeldanson Not Nessy then?

[Steve Porter @steve_n_porter]

@CavanOnChain @RobertaFresque2 HE SAID WHAT IS IT USED FOR? Oh, sorry. 🤣