Steve Clark

director of Leeds - based Source Marketing Communications, keen golfer and horse racing fan - got a share in Miss Amelia with Cambridge Racing and Mark Walford

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@NorthenrailF service is a joke!

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Can anyone suggest a decent breakfast radio show?

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Why does no-one on #houseofgames realise that nobody likes a smart arse!

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Congratulations @JohnnyBairstow2 on reaching the milestone of 100 tests. A tremendous achievement!

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@StevenBartlett £50k for 6% of a frozen food business sounds good, especially when your company wins its digital marketing contract 😀

[steve @bagshaw2112]

It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes

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@LUFCDATA Other clubs, including Farke's, have gained promotion by using the loan system effectively. I suspect that is Farke's plan again!

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@LNER great start! First class to London King's Cross from Harrogate and apparently there's no hot food or drinks available. That's not first class service imo.

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@Juan_Martinez37 Can't decide which is more unbelievable! He's a Leeds United great or he prefers a move to Wigan?

[Howard Beckett @HowardRBeckett]

• NHS Hospital Canteen: ‘Single Tuna sarnie’ costing £3.00 for nurses, paid for out of their own wage

• Houses of Parliament: ‘Rum banana tarte tatin with rum and raisin ice cream’ for the princely sum of £2.37 for MPs, paid for by you the taxpayer

Back the nurses’ pay strike