Steve Crouch

Married with 2 lovely daughters, getting more grey hairs and wrinkles by the day but still refusing to grow up!

[Steve Crouch @stevecrouch1968]

@MarinaPurkiss As this letter in Viz shows, sometimes circumstances conspire in your favour!

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@RyanPboro Thoughts and prayers.

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@SoVeryBritish

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@SoVeryBritish As seen in Viz.

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@richardosman It also inspired other great works of art.

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@jones_jamie @virginmedia Nobody likes a grass.

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@grahammarsh16 @vizcomic Ah, the famous Eldon - nice to meet you! Yeah, Newcastle’s a bit far for me too and I hate going to London. I think you’ve got more chance of them going to Leeds than I have of them coming to Peterborough!

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Picked up some nice Viz artwork yesterday and introduced myself to Simon from @vizcomic in a hotel bar last night. Luckily he knew my name or that could've been embarrassing! Me and my daughter then finished 2nd in his Viz pub quiz and won the latest Viz annual. A great night!

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@haveigotnews It's not only rural communities that are affected. I regularly see stories about inner city homes near me that have farms worth well over £1m in their lofts. They'll also be hit with a large tax bill for handing these down to their kids. On top of their huge electricity bill.

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@EllaEyre this may not mean much to you, but you’ve been mentioned twice in the national institution that is Viz Comic recently. Someone tried to add years to your age, but I put him right!

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@BBCNews I wouldn’t recommend it on that bike, @PaddyMcGuinness.
Not at your age!

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Got a busy night tonight. Currently running around every newsagent in Peterborough buying all their copies of Viz before my wife sees this!

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@christinamartin That's easily the best rental car joke. It's a shame there Enterprise. Because you'd definitely win it.

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@TheTweetOfGod

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There’s no truth in this one, I’m none of those things. Apart from misunderstood, obviously.

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Another Viz letter with some truth in it. That’s not a habit I want to get into!

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@EvieKingWrites I reckon I took much longer than that, but I was reading it on a Caribbean beach, so there was no hurry whatsoever!

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A rare bit of truth in the latest Viz……

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@christinamartin That's the sort of rubbish I'd buy, as I'm lacking in common scents.