Steve Davis

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@SenatorWong Come on Penny, you're better than this.

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@HalSparks Nope, he doesn't drink. He's just... like that.

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@narrative_hole Die Zauberflöte

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@elonmusk

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@TaskerLady89977

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@beartorius @AlisonMitchell absolutely not

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@Lisa9Sophia "Do Kmart sell LGBTIQA for children?"

Yeah I hate it when my kids go into kmart and are like "three pansexuals please"

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@rodneyheron @MitchellGlenn Opening is way harder than batting in the middle order, so I'm not exactly sure how you could argue Smith is being selfish.

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@jimbosteen1 @LMcKirdy7 And in South Africa, to be fair

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@LMcKirdy7 @absoluteprom Boon did score tonnes against The Windies away though

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@sszinglehead i suspect it actually wouldn't be in the top 50

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@PissySunak @DrJessTaylor Is it though? Something like 80 to 90 percent of sex offences are committed by men so doesn't it seem kind of obvious to focus on male offenders first?

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@MindEnjoyer @mike_salter Holy fuck, I was giving you the benefit of the doubt assuming you didn't read it, but you're literally defending pedophilia. These men aren't saying "yeah I occasionally think a 16/17yo is attractive"; they're saying "I would fuck a 10 year old if I knew I'd get away with it".

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@supersisi when my cat is two rooms away and i open a tin of tuna

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@TheAtlantic @HillaryClinton "we must end the cycle of violence by..."
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"continuing the violence"

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@3YearLetterman > this but unironically

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@SkyNews what a terrible name for a baby