Steve Emmert

Used-to-be triathlete and ultrarunner. Husband and father of three busy children. 100% plant powered. Product design engineer.

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@tomsguide Now drive each of them 250K miles and report back.

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@Mike3MG ^this^.

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@DegenerateMIZ I can't begin to understand why Hardy would stay at Mizzou.

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Drinkwitz is an absolute fucking clown.

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@ChicagoBears Both teams should get a loss for those performances.

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@thundernole23 @steaakfriend Disney owns Fubo.

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@TxAg1802 Sees something brown. Assumes it's the football. That guy should not be in that line of work. Ridiculous.

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@caribwayoflife Look again. It bounced off his leg, not the ground.

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@MissEdelweiZ @Joke1959 Actually, each loop is 6.7 km (4.167 mi), one loop every hour. The pace required is equivalent to completing a 100 miler in 24 hours. They've covered over 330 miles (530 km) so far.

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@gavinhanson I refuse to yield. I'd rather "watch" the game through my Twitter feed than pay for yet another subscription service. Fuck @peacock

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@TigerCommenter Fun to see Christian having a breakout game! He's from my kids' high school, so we've been watching him for several years now. Bright future for #87.

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@amazon What is this BS!? Been home all day waiting for this delivery. No such "attempt" was made for this delivery. Why am I paying for Prime? Turn the truck around and do your job.

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@metraUPNW Harvard? Really? For crying out loud, look at a map. The nearest alternate stations from McHenry are Crystal Lake, Pingree, or Woodstock.

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@Hudl livestream's most prominent feature.

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@astro_Pettit Next time you find yourself back on Earth and back to the Chicago area, make a trip to Cary in the NW burbs and try Uncle Jerry's. It's phenomenal!

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@BoltV @JoshMalina LOL! 🤣

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@metraUPNW If only you guys had some kind of machine that could push or pull the disabled train out of the way.

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@CBSEveningNews Just imagine if every state awarded electoral votes by district. It's the only way to keep the electoral college, while also ensuring EVERY vote truly counts. As it is now, if you live in a solid red or blue state, your vote effectively doesn't matter.

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@Esk8rChi @metraUPNW Those inbound trains have no way to get past the signal outage near Pingree. There's no way for those trains to get to you.

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@metraUPNW I'm currently being held hostage on #624 between McHenry and Pingree. Just fucking take us back to McHenry already! We should never have departed.