Steve Keyworth

TV & radio #scriptwriter, #theatre director, occasional stand-up, frequent caffeine drinker

[Steve Keyworth @stevekeyworth]

@Garak_Zeal @archer_rs I mean, if you keep robbing banks you can keep getting arrested. These are separate crimes, just on the same dumb theme

[Steve Keyworth @stevekeyworth]

@luxemiaa The really weird thing is here is why you’re reusing someone else’s story? And why you didn’t fix the confusing bit with the tarmac in the middle?

[Steve Keyworth @stevekeyworth]

@ednewtonrex @PhilipRalph9 Yeah. Taking this position on AI is an easy win for the Greens but it won’t feel sincere until I know that little timebomb isn’t lurking in the background. 14 years of protection is not protection.

[Steve Keyworth @stevekeyworth]

@LibyaLiberty This post was below yours. Do they look anything like this?

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

This is hilarious.

Also, completely enraging.

[George Alderman @GeorgeAlderman_]

The last thing Macbeth sees

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Lady in blue, "Will student loans be the next misselling scandal?" #BBCQT

Oli Dugmore, "My three year course, £9,000 a year for the tuition, on top of that a maintenance loan, I left uni with £37,500 of debt"

"From the day I was charged RPI interest"

"Since I went to uni in 2012, the amount of interest I have accrued is £32,000"

"Was it missold to me when I was told it would cost me £9,000 a year? Yes"

"On top of that its a regressive system"

"If you're wealthy enough to pay the fees up front, you don't get charged interest - if you're rich enough you don't pay the same as me"

"The government changed the terms of the agreement, I call that loan sharking"

Fiona Bruce, "How else would you pay for university?"

Oli Dugmore, "How did you guys pay for it?"

"The state paid for it, didn't they?"

Fiona Bruce, "They did"

Oli Dugmore, "Good enough for you, good enough for me?"

[Really American 🇺🇸 @ReallyAmerican1]

BRUTAL: Jimmy Kimmel thrashes Trump's capture of Venezuelan dictator Maduro: "Yes, he's a criminal and a dictator who's driven his country into financial ruin, while he and his family have lined their own pockets, but Maduro is no saint either."

BOOM!

[Zack Stentz @MuseZack]

For screenwriters, this is a site that breaks down the differences between the Jeffrey Boam and Tom Stoppard drafts of Indiana Jones & the Last Crusade. I like Boam, but Stoppard elevated that script from "pretty good" to "maybe even better than Raiders." https://t.co/4FayzbaCTy

[Steve Keyworth @stevekeyworth]

I’m talking on @BBCRadio4 today about The Princess Bride on Opening Lines at 2.45pm, followed by episode 1 of the adaptation at 3pm. All available on BBC Sounds for a month afterwards, and the mini eps are there already #theprincessbride

[Steve Keyworth @stevekeyworth]

My adaptation of The Princess Bride is being repeated on @BBCRadio4 for the next 2 weeks, and is available on BBC Sounds for a month. The full cast drama is on Sundays 30th Nov and 7th Dec, but the bite sized character stories go out all this week at 22.45 https://t.co/OXMJPSTqhE

[Steve Keyworth @stevekeyworth]

Ooh, first time hearing That Kate Bush song since watching Stranger Things in August when I was hallucinating and sleep deprived and out of my mind for a month with flu. That’s some visceral PTSTD right there (Post Traumatic Stranger Things Disorder).

[Steve Keyworth @stevekeyworth]

I won tickets to see @underworldlive at Audley End today. I own everything they ever released but have never seen them live. Then this week covid got me. I am so sick right now and completely gutted

[United Agents @UnitedAgents]

Huge congratulations to @stevekeyworth 🎉

His radio adaptation of The Man Who Fell to Earth has just won the Drama Special Grand Trophy at the @NYFRadioAwards!

A fantastic recognition of Steve’s extraordinary storytelling. 🌍📻

🔗 https://t.co/bAAUsgyh4Y

[David Nobbs Memorial Trust @NobbsMemorial]

Congrats to the 2025 DNMT longlist! Tom Worsley, Mary Flanigan, Matthew Mclane, Nick Chen, Chris Dann, Scott Payne, Caroline Mabey, Simon Warne, Lotte Allan, Alan Connor, Tom Little, Stephen Keyworth, Jaskaran Bahia, Tom Baker, Freya Parker, James Boughen, Jack & Anna Harris

[Steve Keyworth @stevekeyworth]

“You are a temporary leprechaun!”

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

.@jonstewart on Trump’s most significant first 100 days accomplishment: squandering America’s leverage

[Steve Keyworth @stevekeyworth]

It’s not 9am and a man in full hiking gear just growled at me in Norwich city centre.

[Brad Thor @BradThor]

The Unbelievable Scale of Meta's Pirated-Books.

Meta pirated millions of books to train its AI. 126 versions of my books were stolen and used without my permission.

Story here: https://t.co/qnUMWEuNnE

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

.@JordanKlepper shouldn’t have to explain this to Elon, but it’s not about the Teslas