Steve M

[Crunch 🍒⚪ @crunchwwrl]

Ryanair: 'It costs £19 to fly to Dublin'

*Warrington and Wigan announce Dublin fixture*

Ryanair: 'It costs £190 to fly to Dublin'

*St Helens and Hull announce they're joining Warrington and Wigan in Dublin*

Ryanair: 'It costs £390 to fly to Dublin'

[sári @mokuska]

24-hr indian takeout place called naanstop

[Alfie Moans (Hornily) @DLeniscran]

Some blokes just walked into this meeting with a Doritos note pad

[〰️ @SenseiCarl_]

Being the new people in a hotel on holiday is one of the most embarrassing adult experiences

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

How many jobs are MPs allowed?

[DA VINKI @VorosTwins]

Recipe: Cook the onions until they are transparent.

Us:

[chloe @Dykeocletian]

Sort of idea that a 9 year old comes up with in citizenship class

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

✅ Touring Clacton
✅ Visiting local businesses
✅ Listening to constituents’ concerns
✅ Hi-vis vest
Make your Vote Count!
#VoteBinface #Clacton

[Kyle 🌹🏳️‍🌈 @KyleLabour2112]

The hi vis is killing me

[Joe 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @halliday_9]

Transfer market is wild these days

[Dobby Club @DobbyClub06]

Order the bacon. Film the bacon. Pat the bacon. God, life’s relentless

[Shaun Lintern @ShaunLintern]

The DHSC and NHS have been at Quarry House in Leeds since 1993.

[The Sopranos Guy™ @uncle_june]

Tap and hold the imag--

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Job opportunity: I'm looking for a Manchester based cat to join the Chief Mouser department. Must be good at catching mice but not good at getting attention on social media (that's covered)

[John Davidson @johnnyddavidson]

Garcia: “We deserve to be there. We have proven that we are a Super League club on and off the field and that we bring to the comp, as a club (brand of rugby, match day experience, professionalism) and as a city (the third largest in France)"

(free read) https://t.co/IxBUYmt4ro

[mooms : family man @Danny_McMoomins]

You have to say the bitterness is fantastic. Nothing but respect for those miserable entitled old selfish bastards.

[Richard Sefton @richardosefton]

Burnham - I’ll give you £45 off your energy bills

The people - is that it?

Burnham - I’m scrapping the prisoner early release program

The people - it’s too late

Burnham - pubs can have a 20% business rate cut

The people - not enough

THIS IS WHY WE HAVE HAD SO MANY PMs

[BRYN_BORANGA @BRYN_BORANGA]

what is the charge?

[Sheridan @sherrybucks]

Civil servants when Andy Burnham tells them they've to relocate up north.