oronge steve

Life consists not in holding good cards,but in playing those cards you hold well

[Ganesh Godara @guneshgodara]

जिंदगी का पता नहीं अगले पल क्या होगा

मजदूर आराम से कार्य कर रहे थे
अचानक मिट्टी का मलबा ऊपर घिर गया और मजदूर नीचे दब गया
पास में खड़ी JCB मशीन भी देखती रही और मलबा तुरन्त नहीं हटा पाई
और बड़ी दुर्घटना हो गई

[THANOS " the mad titan" @OdsRasheed]

Koreans are super chefs 🔥 🔥

[Popcorn Scene 🍿 @PopcornScene_]

The Best TV Series of the Last 6 Years 🔥🍿📺

1. Arcane ⭐ 9.0
2. The Last of Us ⭐ 8.7
3. Severance ⭐ 8.7
4. Invincible ⭐ 8.7
5. The Boys ⭐ 8.6
6. Andor ⭐ 8.6
7. Shōgun ⭐ 8.6
8. The Penguin ⭐ 8.6
9. The Bear ⭐ 8.5
10. The Queen’s Gambit ⭐ 8.5
11. House of the Dragon ⭐ 8.3
12. Fallout ⭐ 8.3
13. Slow Horses ⭐ 8.3
14. Silo ⭐ 8.1
15. Squid Game ⭐ 8.0
16. The White Lotus ⭐ 7.9
17. Yellowjackets ⭐ 7.8
18. From ⭐ 7.8
19. Dark Matter ⭐ 7.6
20. The Gentlemen ⭐ 8.0

[Austin Mulla @AustinMulla]

Kama unajuwa huyu manzi, you wont see heaven

[Ascension Masculine @AscensionM4]

HOW TO TEXT A WOMEN LIKE A MAN NOT A BOY

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[Abdulahi Adan @AbdulahiAdan10]

The DCP rally yesterday had its fair share of violence, yet the mainstream media spent the entire day focusing on Homa Bay, portraying Luos as violent.

[Lightcast TV Kenya @Lightcasttvke]

Kibagendi battles dholuo as he speaks in support of Babu as the Luo Kingpin at the Linda Mwananchi rally in Kisumu County.

[KENYA GOSSIP HUB @kenyasgossips]

"Is there a reason why you prefer buying milk in bags to cartons?" -A Spain national who was in Kenya after experiencing a culture shock.

[Henry Kabogo 💧 ❄ 🇰🇪 @Kabogo_Henry]

Only in Kenya.

[oronge steve @stevemcoronge]

@LegacySiu Anelka

[Mind Over Weakness @mindoverweaknes]

By the age of 35 you should be smart enough to know these Dark Pschology tricks

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[Kawangware Finest ™ - Geoffrey Moturi @cbs_ke]

🇰🇪 DIPLOMATIC NUMBER PLATE CODES IN KENYA — EXPLAINED

Have you ever spotted a red number plate with “CD” or “UN” on Kenyan roads and wondered what it means?

Kenya issues distinctive red number plates to diplomatic missions and international organisations accredited to the country. These plates are not random — they carry specific codes that identify the country or organisation represented.

🔍 HOW TO READ A DIPLOMATIC PLATE

Example: 77 CD 1K

• 77 → Country or organisation code
• CD → Corps Diplomatique (Diplomatic Mission)
• 1 → Rank/sequence of the vehicle (often the Ambassador’s car)
• K → Vehicle registered in Kenya

The country codes were assigned in the order in which countries recognized Kenya’s independence or established diplomatic relations.

These identifiers help:
• Law enforcement agencies
• NTSA
• Other government departments
to easily identify and regulate diplomatic vehicles.

To improve service delivery, the Government of Kenya established the GoK–UN Service Centre in Gigiri, allowing diplomats to access NTSA and other government services under one roof.

📋 CURRENT DIPLOMATIC & UN NUMBER PLATE CODES IN KENYA

CD – Diplomatic Missions
• 1 CD – Germany
• 2 CD – Russian Federation
• 3 CD – Ethiopia
• 4 CD – China
• 5 CD – Norway
• 6 CD – Hungary
• 7 CD – Egypt
• 8 CD – Serbia
• 9 CD – Italy
• 10 CD – France
• 11 CD – Slovakia
• 12 CD – Denmark
• 13 CD – Japan
• 14 CD – Sudan
• 15 CD – Austria
• 16 CD – India
• 17 CD – Australia
• 18 CD – Canada
• 19 CD – Holy See (Vatican)
• 20 CD – Finland
• 21 CD – Switzerland
• 22 CD – United Kingdom
• 23 CD – Liberia
• 24 CD – Israel
• 25 CD – Nigeria
• 26 CD – Ghana
• 27 CD – Netherlands
• 28 CD – Malawi
• 29 CD – United States of America
• 30 CD – Belgium
• 31 CD – Sweden
• 32 CD – Pakistan
• 33 CD – Poland
• 34 CD – Korea
• 35 CD – Bulgaria
• 36 CD – Greece
• 37 CD – Cuba
• 38 CD – Kuwait
• 39 CD – Spain
• 45 CD – Romania
• 46 CD – Thailand
• 47 CD – African Union
• 48 CD – Colombia
• 49 CD – India
• 50 CD – Somalia
• 51 CD – Brazil
• 52 CD – Turkey
• 53 CD – Lesotho
• 54 CD – Zambia
• 55 CD – Madagascar
• 56 CD – Malaysia
• 57 CD – DR Congo
• 58 CD – Eswatini
• 59 CD – Sri Lanka
• 60 CD – Iraq
• 61 CD – Rwanda
• 64 CD – Iran
• 65 CD – Cyprus
• 66 CD – Argentina
• 68 CD – Philippines
• 69 CD – Burundi
• 70 CD – Chile
• 71 CD – Oman
• 72 CD – Arab League
• 73 CD – European Union
• 74 CD – Yemen
• 75 CD – Kenya Mission to UNEP
• 76 CD – Côte d’Ivoire (Consulate)
• 77 CD – Bangladesh
• 78 CD – Saudi Arabia
• 80 CD – Libya
• 81 CD – Ireland (Consulate)
• 83 CD – Algeria
• 84 CD – Palestine
• 85 CD – Uganda
• 86 CD – Mexico
• 87 CD – Morocco
• 88 CD – Costa Rica (Consulate)
• 89 CD – Gabon (Consulate)
• 91 CD – Indonesia
• 92 CD – Portugal
• 93 CD – Venezuela
• 94 CD – Zimbabwe
• 95 CD – ICAO
• 96 CD – Asian Development Bank
• 97 CD – Tanzania
• 99 CD – Peru
• 100 CD – IFC
• 101 CD – UNEP (Norwegian Mission)
• 102 CD – Mozambique
• 103 CD – South Africa
• 104 CD – Eritrea
• 106 CD – Czech Republic
• 107 CD – Aga Khan
• 115 CD – Ukraine
• 116 CD – Sahrawi
• 117 CD – Djibouti
• 118 CD – Sierra Leone
• 121 CD – South Sudan

UN – United Nations & Agencies
• 40 UN – UNDP
• 41 UN – WHO
• 42 UN – UNESCO
• 43 UN – World Bank (IBRD)
• 44 UN – FAO
• 45 UN – WFP
• 62 UN – UNHCR
• 63 UN – UNICEF (ESARO)
• 67 UN – UNIC
• 79 UN – UN-Habitat
• 82 UN – UN-Habitat (Kenya Mission)
• 90 UN – UNICEF Kenya
• 105 UN – UNON
• 108 UN – UNFPA
• 110 UN – UNIDO

ℹ️ Important Note

Diplomatic plates do not exempt drivers from Kenyan traffic laws. They are identification tools — not a licence for unsafe driving.

Knowledge is power. Next time you spot a red plate, you’ll know exactly what you’re looking at.

By Martoh Muriithi

[Cornelius K. Ronoh @itskipronoh]

This engineer is a perfect photocopy of Raila Odinga. In the way he speaks, his body movements; everything about him resembles Baba Raila Odinga. 💯%

[Prince Fynn @Prince_Fynnd]

Do this Kegel exercise before sleeping and see how your body changes.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

You wonder where the noise comes from?

Check this video.

[Philosophy Monk @PhilosophyMonk]

6 Steps To fall asleep in 2 minutes: 🧵

[Bedroom Fitness @BedroomFitnes]

Start your morning strong with these 5 exercises

[Ninja Wisdom | Self Improvement @Ninja__Wisdom]

7 Laws That Give You An Unfair Advantage:

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[Okiya Omtatah Okoiti @OkiyaOmtatah]

The forensic audit I commissioned into Busia County’s finances FY 2022/23 has exposed a deliberate, orchestrated looting scheme of over KSh 5.2 BILLION, money meant for development, stolen in plain sight. There’s no visible change on the ground, yet certain individuals are building lavish homes and running huge businesses.

Despite reports and red flags, the Auditor-General and EACC have remained toothless and complicit. The Auditor General gave Busia a clean bill of health in the said financial year despite clear mismanagement of resources. That is why I moved to seek an expert, Mr Muchere, so we can unmask the mess in the system and call for accountability and call out the injustice against the people of Busia County.

We’re now auditing FY 2023/24, and already encountering resistance in accessing source documents just like before, in 2023, which pushed me to go to court to compel transparency from the Governor and County Government, to allow me access the financial books.

The Auditor General was twice summoned to Senate so I could interrogate her reports, she dodged both times. But I’m not backing down. I’ll face her, and I’ll get the truth.

This isn’t just about Busia. It’s about building the second Republic. One where the Constitution is not ornamental, but a loving promise that no Kenyan will be robbed of their future by the greed of the few.

Urgent institutional and legal action must be taken to ensure accountability and prevent a recurrence. I urge my colleague senators to follow through by commissioning forensic audits in their counties.

The Busia County forensic audit FY 2022/23 is only the beginning. Recovery is justice. Transparency is peace. And accountability is non-negotiable. The era of impunity is over.

Kenya Istahili heshima.

[honest30bgfan @honest30bgfan_]

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