Steven Beall

He/Him. 🏳️‍🌈🇬🇧Views are my own

[Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK]

Marks & Snitches more like. #FreeCuthbert

[Steven Beall @stevenbeall]

@BensonsForBeds what’s the point in allowing your customers to pick options when calling you when it seems like your call centres are closed? I just want to return a mattress. Why is this so difficult to do?

[Steven Beall @stevenbeall]

@BensonsForBeds trying to return a mattress but finding it difficult to get in touch with anyone. 10 working days to respond to an email is poor customer service!

[BBC Eurovision @bbceurovision]

Gonna tell my kids this was Joe Exotic.

#Eurovision #ComeTogether

[BBC Eurovision @bbceurovision]

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Ludwig van Beethoven, Johann Sebastian Bach... Verka #Eurovision Serduchka.

[Steven Beall @stevenbeall]

@StagecoachNE You need to let the drivers know that there is an issue. I was made to look like I had done something wrong even though I showed the driver this tweet!

[BBC Eurovision @bbceurovision]

NICE STAGING THERE 'STRAYA #Australia #Eurovision

[BBC One @BBCOne]

Me hangry.

Me after food.

Truth.

#Eurovision

[BBC Eurovision @bbceurovision]

AUSTRALIA #EUROVISION

[Steven Beall @stevenbeall]

Is #rus singing about face cream? #Eurovision #EurovisionTelAviv @bbceurovision @scott_mills @grahnort

[BBC Eurovision @bbceurovision]

Me when I press send on a sassy tweet. #Eurovision

[Steven Beall @stevenbeall]

Just caught up with @dadwroteaporno on @skyatlantic a year to the day that I saw it live in Newcastle! Still hilarious 😂
When is the new series of the Podcast out?
#mdwap #MyDadWroteAPorno #pornolive #podcast

[My Dad Wrote A Porno @dadwroteaporno]

EXCLUSIVE SNEAK PEEK of our @HBO Comedy Special!!!

For everyone asking, we'll announce all the international air dates very soon - but it doesn't look like you'll have to wait long...😜

[Teddy Fresh @teddyfresh]

Shout out to Chapel

[Simon Curtis @simoncurtis]

Protect this child at all costs. He is the chosen one. https://t.co/lUs4fjU03s

[Adam Weikert @weikiemon]

The most perfect thing to ever happen in Leicester @bt_uk

[Meh @Spilling_The_T]

*Do a Jamaican accent*

My Brain:
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it

Me:

[Steven Beall @stevenbeall]

@CostaCoffee No I didn’t drink it as I am lactose intolerant. It wasn’t the drink I ordered so wasn’t going to take the risk.

[Steven Beall @stevenbeall]

@CostaCoffee I have just ordered a soya latte at your Newcastle drive thru and got 1 of your autumn drinks. I can’t tell if it’s soya milk or normal milk! #wasteofajourney